Have a couple of shots.

I worked at a high end retailer. We always were supposed to walk out with other employee or call security. Security always took forever so we mostly said fuck it. One day a coworker was fully kidnapped by a car full of men. I don’t know what they did to her but I’m guessing something horrible. Thankfully no one judged…

Gawd, you brave, brave man. If only we lowly vagina-havers could be more like you. But we can only dream of that perfection. I mean, the straight male is MORE perfect (I’m sure you’ll agree; they’re the best of the best) but even your type of male... so much unattainable perfection for the likes of us. If only we were…

Oh good, bitchy gay misogynist is back to back up his hetero bro. Let us have it, ally! BTW, love the vagina imagery. Must hurt you to use though. Poor dear.

Of course it’s safer in every situation.

Male Bartender-I only listen to complete bullshit like this if I’m getting free drinks. Also, in addition to being male you are also really white- identifier: the phrase “dodgy neighborhood.”

The fact that MRAs regularly take up the cause of blaming a crime predominately committed by men on women is very telling about their movement. You boys and your female subservients sure are tired of seeing men getting in trouble for sexual assault, huh? It’s a shame that out of all the valid problems facing men and…

Thank you! I feel like I am always saying this. I have probably done every “Don’t” on the ‘keep yourself out of trouble’ list. I’ve gotten drunk, I’ve dressed provocatively, I’ve went to strange peoples rooms, I’ve made out with guys, I’ve walked home alone in the dark (also drunk!) and I have never been raped because…

Did you know that the number one cause is rape is rapists, i.e. individuals who believe they have a right to another person without consent?

If you were aware of your privilege, you might have just read the comments and learned something. What you did was barge in, announce that you are aware of your privilege, and say the same thing the article said.

Oh, look...

These narratives are so resigned to rape culture. There will always be SOME person who is easier to take advantage of. Maybe because she’s drunk, or alone, or disabled, or a child. Rapists are looking for easy prey. Don’t just tell me “make sure you’re not the most easily victimized!” Someone else will be vicrimized…

But getting drunk doesn’t put us at more risk of being raped.

So...does that make you an enabler of rape? Do you cut people off when you believe they are approaching the point where they are “no longer in control of [themselves]?”

Yea can we stop with this bullshit, please?

I asked a friend to walk me home one night because Women Aren't Supposed To Walk Home Alone. He took this opportunity to hold me down and rape me on my own bed. Somehow still my fault, I'm sure. I was supposed to ask someone to walk me home! But not a rapist! I should have had better judgement! Or whatever.

Did you seriously just compare my violent sexual assault to someone having their car stolen? Fuck you. My body is not a flashy object on display and the PTSD I will suffer my entire life is a lot more to deal with than filing an insurance claim for a stolen vehicle. Fuck you.

Your comment history suggests you’re not actually concerned about women or your male privilege. The assertions you’ve made about women — and men, for that matter — is some MRA bullshit.

Nice try, I guess.

“You honor, my client should not be sentenced to jail for stealing that car, I’m not saying that car deserved to be stolen, but the care was expensive and nice, and an enticing red color. A young man should not have his life ruined because over a hot red car just left parked in the street.”