Old, rich, white man face. And those too-white, predator teeth are a horror show all their own.

Damn, I'd brag too.

What a combo you chose there. If those are couples that you consider relationship goals, them I'm in love with you.

No, I didn't watch that video, just like I didn't watch this one.

This reminds me of the time when Lenny Kravitz’s junk fell out while on stage. You know, around this time *last year*. Wow, an entire year has gone by since that happened.

More malice, both legal and non-legal. But all the willing participants know that already.

It’s not really about this, though. And as someone else already said, it’s multi-layered publicity for all involved and clicks for deadspin. Win-win for everyone (well, not exactly everyone).

The Loon and SussPence? Not a pun, I know, but I’m no good with them and I gave it less than a minute. I’ll try and come up with some.

You are exactly right.

Hate to break it to yo, my friend, but a truly terrible precedent has been set: you can be forced to participate in this lawsuit (and other unsavory shit) even if you haven't signed an agreement. Trust me on this.

She also wrote “and probably you” which is a category that I'm in, but I welcome this lawsuit. Well, on the condition that it takes place in an actual courtroom, with real lawyers and stuff.

No, but we share the same dream.

Oh. But when are Johnny Depp and Amber Heard going to finalize their divorce?

He never did anything for me.

I hate myself for this, but I will always love Reds. Maybe because Warren Beatty’s naked ass was the first one I'd ever seen (in Shampoo).

I tried looking for the article or review on their site but couldn't find it.

Nicely done. It's lost on those blockheads, though.

Oh, you go in for false equivalencies, I see. How dare you ruin my childhood, etc etc.

Only women age in Hollywood, didn't you know?

Are you trolling? Because you can't be serious: trailers exist so that the potential audience (the people they're trying to lure) can form an impression of the film, hopefully a positive one. I know you know that, so Im guessing it's either sarcasm or a failed attempt at trolling.