At least this burger comes with the warning that it’ll give you colorful shit. A while back I got a box of Oops, All Berries, figuring it’d maybe give the Cap’n Crunch taste without the mouth destruction that the non-crunchberry Cap’n seems to always cause. It did, and over a weekend spent marathoning Daredevil, I…

See for me I get a lot of Roots jokes (“Your name is Tobehhhh!”). And most of the people who ask me if I’m kidding about my name are black, so I was shocked as hell the first few times. To think that I would introduce myself to a person of color with the slave name of an iconic character just to be funny is pretty…

But you know where all the latest hot clubs to go in NYC, right??

Your name is stupid to someone else, somewhere.

“Ant” is a sweet translation for a name!

I, like many others, have pondered this question for a very long time. I’ve heard Hadfield was not the first to test the idea. There are reports of Buzz Aldrin making himself very unpopular on the way to the moon. It’s rumoured his enthusiastic testing of this idea is the backstory for his nickname. It’s also why he…

I’m driving home after a long day I stop by my local BK and see this monstrosity on the menu. I say fuck it maybe its like the black bread from outback or something. I tell the intercom “I would like the Halloween Whopper meal please” There is a long pause on the other end. A young girl asks “Im sorry which whopper?”…

Whatever it is that you guys are doping Jason with, I mean feeding Jason, you have found the right dosage, I mean portion size...

This is Steve Jobs levels of information- I never knew I needed to know this until it was presented to me.

I had it and thought it was one of the better fast food burger experiences I’ve had in a long time. They didn’t put much mayo on it and it had a lot of A1. Also the green shits I had afterwards would seriously make me go to and emergency room if I didn’t already know it did that. It’s literally Nickelodeon slime green…

The correct answer is onion rings.

Mayo has a severely limited usefulness which renders it disgusting anywhere but those few formats (egg, tuna, turkey, BLT, so forth). People who put mayo on a burger should be rolled in chum and fed to piranhas.

You shut your goddamned mouth and show the Doritos Locos Tacos the respect they deserve. In Cheesy Gordita Crunch form they are the pinnacle of human innovation, the likes of which we may never see again.

When Walford was asked what he would have done differently in the match, he said “Depends...”

Scat On The Mat

Thanks for the link back.

I’m still loving the fact that they tried to convince us to pay for renovations:
“Pay hundreds of millions of dollars to fix your stadium!”
“Why?”
“Because you love your Dolphins?”
“Fuck you.”
“Okay, we’ll pay for it ourselves...”

Bless your heart, come back when you can make one finger rotate forward while the other rotates backward. Until then you’re no more talented than the Dolphins and they have every reason to spite you.

I think we need to leave her alone a little bit here. A belief in a person’s innocence despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary merely makes her a typical Patriots fan.

We had guinea pigs when we were growing up (as pets, never as meals). They were fucking disgusting and I have no idea how my mother put up with it. The best (though by no means only) story from our decade-long run as guinea pig owners occurred when we decided to let one of the males (Peanut Butter) bunk in with one of…