It’s really too bad no one did any thinking along those lines before creating you.

I’ve always assumed that it’s there to illustrate that these things can happen to anyone. So often, the comments on articles like this are filled with people finding ways to justify shitty treatment by picking apart the ways that the individual in the story deserved to be treated badly (in fact, the comment right…

Awwww, someone really liked Baby Driver and is upset that someone else thought it was boring and kinda trash. Thanks for reminding me what it was called, though!

Pretty annoyed that The Big Sick got shut out completely... but they managed to give bland, tedious Ansel Elgort a nomination for whatever box office failure he was in this year.

This guy is one of those pro-life conservatives who is against any medical procedure that “wastes” an embryo. So... I think the real story here is that he offered this woman five million dollars to fuck him, get knocked up, and let him keep the baby.

Men are never called “basic.” Only women are called “basic.”

That THANKFUL frame is flat out killing me. I am dead.

I’m not a parent, either... but I was a kid whose mom would refuse to do stuff like this sometimes (and sent me to school with a rude note for the teacher one time, so awesome, thanks mom!). It didn’t make the teacher feel ashamed of herself for asking my mom to, like, participate in my schooling a tiny bit. It made…

lolol his dentures had a loose seal, ahahahahahaha, best comment/name combo ever

Between the sniffling and the white foam at the corners of his mouth by the end of the speech, I figured they had him on whatever they used to give him before his rally speeches and debate appearances.

Bitcoin would have been the dickest move of all.

English — the learn to knit pamphlet that I had made Continental seem more difficult than English, and I’m right handed so holding the yarn with my right hand feels more natural. But if Continental makes purling easier, I probably should bite the bullet and try to switch over. How long did it take you to feel…

DAMN. I love the little hat/booties/blanket sets he’s done, but all the Fair Isle is making me want to quit my job and practice until I’m as good as him. This one especially.

This dude is SO COOL! I’d love to see the finished piece when he’s done, it looks gorgeous from the photo, and from the gallery of pieces on his website he does really great work. (And I’d love to sit down with him and compare self-taught knitter notes... especially how he holds the yarn when he purls, that shit still…

Again, cool. But direct that “Sam Smith isn’t blue-eyed soul” to the entities that are proclaiming him as such. Don’t jump up my ass for pointing out what they said. Dang.

It’s telling that you’re willing to believe a man who claims it was all in fun, but not any of the women who have accused Hoffman of sexual harassment. You’re a special kind of trash fire, aren’t you.  

I know. I like pointing out their hypocrisy whenever I see it, though.

Funny how evangelical men never remember the rest of that part of the chapter of Ephesians:

Uh... sweetie? Horses don’t have udders. Have you... have you been jerking horses off with Bag Balm?

Okay, well, tell that to Wikipedia, Essence, and any other source that comes up when you google “Sam Smith+ blue eyed soul”. Aim your anger at them, bro. This is weird. Get a grip.