Garlic. GARLIC. For god’s sake, man.

I get that you resent her for having money and daring to do what she wants with her life, but you could at least get her name right.

White, West Coast, preferred Thanksgiving meal time for my immediate family is around 2, with time to rest and then go out for a movie before attacking the leftovers around 8 or 9. The extended family with the sucko Thanksgiving actually prefers to start around 7-8, but then you don’t actually get out of there until…

It’s the worst. The family Thanksgiving that’s geographically closest to me is just horrible — dinner always starts super late, like 5 or 6 pm. The turkey is usually dry, the gravy is bland, there’s a green bean casserole that I will not touch, Stove Top stuffing, store-bought pies... ugh. I’d put up with it if that…

Riverdale, at least season 1, is such glorious trash. I haven’t started the current season yet, because I prefer binge watching it, but hopefully it’s the same bonkers-ass Archie Comics After Dark nonsense that I didn’t know I needed in my life. I hear there’s shower sex this season, so... there’s that to look forward…

oh my god, he looks like he smells so bad. like an unwashed testicle trapped in polyester pants for the duration of a cross country Greyhound journey levels of bad.

That’s something a walking dumpster fire would say.

You’re not fucked up for not wanting to be tougher about it. At this point, it sounds like you’ve basically put the issue to bed, and confronting this guy now would dredge it all up again. And while confronting an abuser can be emotionally cathartic, especially if you have the support of your bf, it’s still draining,…

Hi! First I’ll meet your fucking ridiculous requirements by telling you I’m white, so that you don’t think I’m trying to be “racially cyber-ambiguous” or whatever the fuck you’re on about — although I’m not sure what race a collection of green pixels is meant to signify, maybe you can tell me. Or are you relying on…

Louis C.K. and Harvey Weinstein were also known for their progressive views. So...

Hello! Indecent exposure is a crime, hon. Just FYI. In some states it’s a felony, in other’s it’s rated as lower than sexual assault, and just to head you off at the pass before you leap into another defense of a sleazebag, the discrepancy only indicates that protecting people from sexual predators is pretty fucking…

But... I’ve been hearing about these very same accusers that went to the NYT, for YEARS now. So, I mean, if you want to give yourself kudos for not believing these women until you heard the news from a source you consider more reputable than the place you like to comment, that’s great, but I think it’s fucked up.

Oh, honey. When you post a big long dumb screed about facts and whatnot, you do end up looking deeply stupid when you can’t even get basic facts right yourself. I’m sorry that you feel embarrassed about it, but you did it to yourself.

But he’s a white man. They’re conditioned to believe that literally everything is for them.

You know, you’re right. It’s important to learn from people who are more impacted by a social issue than we ourselves are. But you’re going about it in the worst possible way by expecting random people of color in a comments section to educate you. You need to take initiative and do for yourself. Do you know how to…

Are you really this fragile, dude? Seriously? Your ego is so delicate that you can’t bear being told that sitting around going “omg, white people are the worst” is useless? Because honey, as a middle aged white lady, I’m here to tell you that it’s absolutely useless. Do I think white people suck? Sure do! But sitting…

My god, you’re fragile.

seconding that! and Paper Girls is the shit, too. (Emma, if you haven’t picked up Bitch Planet yet, totally do that. I think an omnibus edition is about to hit stores.)

I mean... your attempt at insulting me doesn’t even make sense. You think I have to poop? What? Grandpa, maybe it’s time to take a big step back from the internet and let the nice nurses help you with your meds. Good lord.

Not even tomato flavored, just vaguely tomato shaped but utterly wretched all the way through. Ugh. I’m mad just thinking about it.