She should have told him to get that shit out of his lip so he can see his future grandkids and keep his mouth and jaw from disintegrating.

“In fact, only 27,608 fans total attended the game”

Kinda crazy how if you were watching a small plane go down you’d be like holy shit, that plane is going to crash into those trees. But when it’s a blimp just slowly falling like a feather from a tree, team Greyserman needed a drink. Funny how the mind works, I guess.

“By the end of the game, there were no problems whatsoever.”

Maybe he was countin’ his money while sittin’ at the table?

I’ve got a 3.5-year old whose ears seem to have just stopped working. After a particularly tough day, I not-so-seriously thought about explaining to him that, you know, some kids get spanked — you never will, but some kids do — just throwing it out there. I couldn’t even fathom that.

Does anyone think we will ever, as a society, look at the videos and pictures we take and say enough is enough, let’s chill out on pulling the phones out?

I learned a tough lesson when kids came. We used to meet and grow our entire social network (actual people, not digital) at parties, bars, etc, and then came kids. It worked because if you were in a bar, on a Saturday afternoon, watching college football, you automatically had something in common with those around you…

As an athlete, if I’m acting like her (and I have) his response is mild as to what I would personally be able to take in that situation. To me, he’s saying fine, be frustrated, then get over and go out and play like you can. As for the smile part, you smile when you’re having fun — which she is clearly not.

How many hands do you have?

I have a feeling that the 128GB memory card would be somewhat interesting.

Pittsburghers have plenty of experience with the attitude that goes “screw the environment, let’s do whatever makes money.” It’s what we’ve been working for decades to clean up. Pittsburgh is a poster city for how to recover after coal and steel and manufacturing have fucked everything up.

Whoever created “terrible 2's” did so before they turned 3!

BTW: This is a great idea and good luck!

His statement about becoming a technology company is as obvious as is it naive. A few years after the music industry was thrown into the blender, this is what the CEO (Doug Morris) of Universal Music Group said:

Samer, that screenshot tells me either you are exploring Columbia Business School or Columbia is directly targeting Barstool readers. I would love to read those application essays.

Alright, I’m confused. I thought you were supposed to throw the ball at someone on the other team when said team has wronged you. I can’t keep up.

At what point would this become a possible medical emergency and the paramedics be called? Everything I’ve read paints a scene out of Weekend at Bernie’s with them propping him up to do certain tasks and him failing miserably.

I’m just north of you in Hermosa and agree, but the numbers don’t lie. I remember 3 big storms that really brought it (probably what smthingsmthingsmthing is talking about). But the rest was pretty incremental.

I live 15 minutes away in the Beach Cities and laugh everytime they position this as some unforeseen act of God — as if El Nino himself went down there and filled their massive hole. Allow me to put my construction manager hat on and get technical for a minute — they dug a large hole just as the rainy season began,…

Does anyone else think he writes everything in the form of an autograph? Weird.