My head just about exploded thinking about the epic showdown that would have happened if Schiano hit THIS guy with his car. Universe, please make it happen.

Ha! That’s funny. Old Jeb! defending his 92-year-old father who he probably had to sit down and to try to explain that someone — a Kennedy no less! — gleefully put the world on notice using a platform he probably doesn’t understand that he was going to vote for the bad guys!! Ha!!! He probably had to explain that…

They need to bundle this along with a small deep freezer. I love sealing the stuff and feel so great about it, until it just goes into the side-by-side fridge/freezer never to be seen again.

They need to bundle this along with a small deep freezer. I love sealing the stuff and feel so great about it,…

I’m gonna double down: I bet dollars to donuts he got out of the car and yelled at the guy for denting his car.

Does Greg Schiano strike anyone else as the kind of guy who likely wouldn’t share the road nicely with bicyclists?

The same thing that got him into it is also what made it spiral -- his inability to know when to stop pushing. If you read her first and last texts and nothing in between, it’s like two different people. He always had to get the last word -- to have that control. From the first night on. It had to be infuriating.

If you watch it with no volume, it looks like Don King is telling a joke and when the punch line hits -- “And that’s why I bedazzled my jean jacket last night” -- trump laughs dopily and the guy who looks like Dan Bylsma loses it.

Am I the only one who likes Cougar Town? Probably so. That's cool.

Try watching it with the volume muted. It’s like one of those pornhub videos where the hot girl talks down to you and belittles everything about you. The dismissive wave at the end (-12 seconds) is her money shot.

I think it’s pretty clear what happened. They graduated high school and moved away to college. Or if college wasn’t their thing, maybe they moved away, joined the secretarial pool at a nice law firm in a big city, something like that.

I’m not afraid to admit this — I used to DEVOUR the popcorn out of that disgusting popcorn maker by the dart board. It looked so awful but tasted so good.

[Bravo] indeed...

Not to mention, Original Beer Guy has nice shorts. Nice shade of blue, slimmer cut, not too baggy — not too long but not too short and they look nice with the belt. May not be going home with a ball but he went home with my envy of his shorts.

*I’m in the market for shorts and can’t find anything I like.

Highly recommended!

Hi there! I’m curious how after citing mainstream outlets like cbsnews, nydaily news, business insider, Mashable, the AP, Newsweek, and the Yale Daily News you somehow make the leap to “sports writers” in the final paragraph:

I’m being genuinely serious when I ask if someone could please translate this for me using American Football and NFL teams. Like, just replace the teams mentioned with the appropriate NFL teams and what this 5th thing is. Are these the top teams? Hated? Is West Ham the underdog? I want to understand. Help me.

Well, thanks for ruining Toy Story 3 for me.

I get it but can I suggest you rethink. We’re native Pittsburghers living in LA and when the Bucs came to town in September we splurged for three awesome seats for us and our two year old son. It was so much more than what you boil it down to.

All I know is I would rather be facing Rodney Scott. I saw this in 2011 on Gameday and this guy’s intuition still sticks with me.

Tip: If you ever find yourself in need of a pure white sweater for Halloween (think Fred from Scooby Doo), don’t bleach a wool sweater thinking it will turn white. I was left with a bucket full of fibers.