Alternate headline for The Root:

Seriously?

Prettiest roads? Sure, but best roads? No.. just.. no..

Hard to find? Don’t think I have found a single piece on the CPPV that isn’t readily available from Flint or any other GM warehouse around the US and Canada.

There is an even better crossflow head, or rather, heads.

Apparently you have never met any of my Silverado owners.

Too bad Wrinkly Old Man Genitalia was never a factory option.

Best seats I ever had, bought them from a 3rd generation Taurus SHO owner who was parting out, then put them in my 4th generation Taurus (Bolt in, minus a little electrical work). I always describe them as if Recaro and La-Z-Boy had a joint venture, so comfortable, even had an inflatable lumbar support.

She is probably in the Hi-C Mafia, teaching them a lesson for getting rid of the orange drank.

Just goes to show you that we are just pawns in God’s game of Cities: Skylines and when he ran out of interesting street names, he just went to Wikipedia.

Don’t forget that for a few years, the N54 found itself in the 740. An N54 powered 740 with a single turbo swap is on my bucket list. 650 WHP in a car with heated, cooled and massaging seats is just so damn appealing.

Yes.. yes.. but why does 1 2JZGTE weigh as much as 3.2 Jay-Zs?

Stop the damn match! That woman has a family you sonuvabitch! Despicable! Vile! Do you have no soul?!

There are so many great roads near the Dragon that they usually get lumped in. We go “to the Dragon” twice a year, spring and fall, and yes we will drive the 11 mile road a few times, but majority of seat time is spent on the Cherohala Skyway, Devil’s Triangle, Dry Falls, Moonshiner 28, the list goes on and on.

The lack of CD players according to all of my 50-60 year old buyers was incredibly terrible.

You know what is a nicer car?

So what about prostate rape? #CloseTheRapeGap

2011 4.6 here, 82K, nary an issue, aside from the lack of aftermarket support for OE replacement shocks and struts. I’ve priced both OE and R-Spec suspension pieces and I find it a hard pill to swallow.

Bacon Auto Ranch is more than just a funny sounding name, it is also automotive hell.

Never owned a Contour or Cougar, but hung around CEG and NECO back in the day when I had my first Duratec (03 Mazda6 V6). Super knowledgeable people there.