Again with the narrative that a country has hacked an election. How does an entire country hack anything? Why Russia? Is Russia the only one with the computing power to pull off a simple email server heist? Because plenty of other countries around the world partake in cyber terrorism/patriotism.

All these “Jalops” and you are the only one to point out the most glaring fact from this article.

Dynapack, the official dyno of my car has a bigger e-peen than yours.

I have no quarrels with Insights, just Prius’. 

Tongue, meet cheek.

But does she have the Camry dent?

Have you ever come across a Prius owner that wasn’t a giant douche? Because I haven’t yet.

If you bought an N54 and didn’t do your research, thus went into this not expecting:

Can I finance the $53.49?

Inb4 we find out the BMW was already getting insurance to repair the door hinges and WorldStar(!!!) has gone all Dude Bro with a viral video.

Pre-turbo 2000s MB V12s were terrible about very expensive oil leaks. Surprisingly the turbo V12s were more reliable.

US cops can teach them a thing or two.

Alternate Tweet: “Where have my fingers been and why do they smell like this?”

But is Yolandi Vi$$er Secretary of State?

I, for one, welcome our news overlord, Eliza Cassan.

More like eight, if history repeats itself that is. Last time we had a racist and a bigot in office, we tried to get him to run for a third term, we loved him so much. All the while ignoring an AIDs epidemic, vetoing anti-apartheid legislation, trying to overturn abortion rights, defunding mental health services and…

Who knew Zombie Reagan would have a dayglo tan and be so lively?

Mercedes C55, plenty of nice examples from $11,000 to $15,000. Here’s why:

Not sure if even multiple accounts of attempted murder will cause the SSR to depreciate. It remains the only vehicle I have ever seen to retain so much ‘value’ with no real market.

Why do all these stanced car owners travel from all over the country to a place where, not only are they not welcomed, but also where they will also be ticketed, towed, and (in certain circumstances) arrested?