Roly-polys are crustaceans. You should see their deep sea cousins:

No, fuck cat owners who let them outside.

The Canadian ones apologize before snapping, though.

Someone had to.

This. Hartford can’t do anything right. It’s a sad-sack embarrassment to the state. Here are just the sports related lowlights over the past 20 years (and I’m sure I’m missing some):

Is there a chance the park will bend?

“That is a steep price to pay for 20 minutes of action...”

Beat me to my response.

At first glance I thought it was PGA Tour Commissioner Doug Thompson.

Today’s winner.

Sales taxes are regressive.

This is 1874. You’ll be able to sue *her*!

Hey, McKinney, Texas is set to drop $62.8 million on a fucking HIGH SCHOOL football field, so what’s $900M for a new baseball park?

+1 Sourest of grapes.

+1 People’s Car

No silhouettes of naked women swimming or dancing? Fail.

“Fragile.” Must be Italian.

Yep. By their logic Hitler didn’t do any wrong either. He didn’t kill those millions by himself, after all.

Just don’t try Soylent Green. It’s made from people.