Clearly Polero needs some instruction from Morgan Jones.

+1 Best comment of the day. Took all I had from bursting out laughing in my cube.

Of course, it was a sparkle pony.

Well, Canadians are known to be polite to a fault. Too bad our American politicians can’t learn a couple of things from them. I’m looking at you, Donald...

Soft 17? Soft 17? You do realize he is a poker player, correct?

I’m not worried. We can send in Austin Milbarge and Emmett Fitz-Hume.

Fresh take is still fresh.

The 19 9/11 hijackers would have fallen under the category of “hypothetical violence” right up to when they pulled their box cutters out.

This:

Yet.

Concussion, hangover, whatevs.

Faith, of course. QED.

Well, you should tell him that the hundreds of T. Rex bone discoveries aren’t all of the same bone...

The place where knowledge goes to die.

Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose.

Ennnnnnt! Wrong answer. Try 76.5%...and falling.

How about a Fresca? Hmmmm? Hmmmmmm?

I was saying “Boo-urns.”

2 SB wins? Let me try my counting method: