And she already knows the location and capital of every state.

I'm partial to Jenna Marbles' version, mostly because Max No-Sleeves cracks me the hell up. I was actually sad that they broke up because for some reason I care.

The girl's a prodigy, not a genius. A prodigy is one who has an exceptional capacity for learning. A genius is a person with powerful creative drive and palpable contributions to society. Not all prodigies are geniuses and not all geniuses are prodigies. they are not synonymous.

My 35 year-old sister was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in March, and she has a 5% prognisis of being alive in 5 years, when her daughters will be 10 and 11, respectively. Here's how both of us will feel about growing older: lucky.

Want to feel old? Wait until everyone in the generation above you dies, and you are the oldest generation in your family. That's about to happen for most of us Boomers, if it hasn't happened already. We are all living on borrowed time, but our parents are much closer to paying it back.

I turn 30 next month and it's not my looks I worry about (although as someone who has always struggled with my weight I do regret that I wasn't as attractive as I could have been while I was in my teens and 20s). I worry way more about not being anywhere near where I'd like to be at this stage in my life. But today,…

I am totally jealous of people who can't eat when they get depressed.

I see your bed, and raise you THIS!

I know a lot about jewelry (and what it is really worth), and if I were going to steal it (which I wouldn't), Tiffany's is not where I would steal from.

Oh shit! That is awful!

I have all the compassion in the world - I am a pretty strong disciplinarian and my son is still an asshole by my own admission. And yes, there is the run around of therapists, psychiatrists, neurologists, the whole thing. Some kids have problems because they have problems, no matter how hard the parents try.

Fuck yeah.

I HATED Bridesmaids. Months ago, I mentioned that in a comment here. All day I had notifications telling me how wrong I was.

Oh and it's a little bitchy to not even ask your BEST FRIEND WHO IS A BAKER to make your wedding cake. I mean... wtf

I hear you. The best scenes in Bridesmaids were on the airplane. The rest was just so-so. Still, I love these ladies and I hope it's a hit. We need more films like this for women and we need to prove women can open big at the box office. Sad, but true.

Thank GOD. I loathed Bridesmaids and felt like such a bad feminist for doing so.

I didn't like it at all the first time I saw it, in the theater, surrounded by people crying from laughter and feeling like I was missing something. But I've seen it a few times since then, and it's grown on me. I still don't LOVE it like everyone else does, though.

"Bridesmaids" was incredibly disappointing. I'd been hearing for months about how this movie was going to show those wimpy "Hangover" guys how it is done and then... Zilch. Apart from one scatalogical scene, there were very few laughs and it wasn't raunchy at all. Lame and tame. When your best joke is about…

In some countries, yes, this is a major problem. In most, however, international adoption has become more tightly regulated in the past few years. My home country, Australia, basically has no babies available for adoption - thanks to our wonderful sex education in schools, excellent public health care and prescription…