THANK YOU. I couldn't figure out how radiation was supposed to get bacteria to grow, and how Stephen Fry would agree to the premise of this project without calling a cop.

This made me laugh SO HARD.

I'm making my son's bar mitzvah soon. I can just say that I'm just aghast at how much I'm going to be spending, and I'm not even having a real party! Just feeding all the damn family that's going to show up!

My husband had to travel recently, and his boss was SO apologetic that he didn't get business class. My husband was like, "I don't have kids with me. That IS first class."

Did you even read what this nurse wrote? She had an adverse affect from the vaccines, and she doesn't work directly with patients. She's making a decision about what to do with her own body, and it doesn't affect anyone else. Why on earth do you care so much? Why are you so nasty to someone else when you really…

Because this country has very little control over bad doctors. There's something called DAN! doctors, and they've prescribed every lunatic thing (chelation, oxygen chambers, etc) for autistic kids known to man. And you'll also have lazy doctors. I see it where I work. Instead of actually listening to the patient…

For another amazing book about murder, someone better read The Last Policeman, by Ben Winters.

I hear you. I'm working from a kosher perspective, so everything has to be made from scratch. No Trader Joe's cake mix for me, unfortunately. And we'll have to nix the creme anglaise and sub in non-dairy ice cream.

I know, it looks amazing, right? But it's like a million hours of prep time. I better get started on it tonight. . . .

Me too! Butchers now have just the turkey breast, rolled up into a kind of roast. I cook that with some white wine, basting as I go, and some spices, and I don't have to struggle with carving the whole huge turkey. And while I think some people miss the dark meat, you can make the legs/dark meat separately. This…

I had the worst time with this one year. In theory, it sounds great, but in reality, the sweet potatoes don't have enough starch to stick together.

I'm trying to eat healthier, and I recently decided that I absolutely love zucchini. Hear me out: I'm not insane.

TWO AND A HALF STICKS of fat?! Seems like that's the genius there. Everywhere else has only about two sticks of butter or butter/shortening combo.

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Dessert options:

I love dressing, but when I look on epicurious, all the high ratings go to the most esoteric ingredients put into one stuffing/dressing. No, I don't like fennel. I certainly don't like apricot/fennel/cornbread/rosemary/sausage dressing.

I have the mandoline with the finger guard. I agree, it took me so long to cotton onto this gadget and I love it!!

I'm like the sole voice of dissent but.. I hate this mixer. I inherited one and I hate it because;

I totally see that situation at my office. Data entry people have to be there bright and early, but there's nothing for them to do after the data is entered. And then they get reamed for taking too many smoking breaks. Dude, if all you had to do was to enter in as much data (and heaven forbid you make a typo) for…

I don't discount Walt's rejection of his rich friends' money, because the subtext is that these same rich people screwed him out of his own company and romantic relationship, stole all the money for themselves and never gave him credit, and then act like they're the Holy Savior to bestow him money for his cancer,…