My oldest was the most gorgeous baby. Even as a newborn, I was struck with the notion that he looked so beautiful, I couldn't believe I had him.

I have a 17 month baby, and this set me BAWLING. Also, if this is your first, I promise, you will believe that YOUR newborn is far more gorgeous than any newborn than ever existed. By my last baby, I actually was terrified he'd be hideously ugly his whole life because I thought he was the ugliest newborn. The…

I live in California. This is NOT a standard backyard.

I'm Jewish and I don't celebrate nor have any exposure to Valentine's Day. My child, however, goes to public school. Imagine my shock when this kindergartener came home with about 29 different homemade cards addressed to him, with a candy of some kind attached. I gave nothing to no one. I feel no shame. Parents…

I feel you. I'm married to someone who was raised by parents who apparently felt that a man was king of the castle. It's hard, and we've been married for over a decade, so it's not like things are going to suddenly change. Change is slow as molasses.

I'm laughing about your ascot comment. Too funny.

One time I knocked over a bottle of breast milk on the counter. I'm not ashamed to say that I placed the bottle at the edge of the counter and guided as much milk as I could back in.

nah. She's not a good cook, either. She made fried catfish and left the skin on, and paired it with mashed potatoes. If I watch someone do something and think to myself, "I could do it better," that person doesn't belong on the show.

I hate Masterchef. I loved Masterchef Australia, and the american one sucks. I want to see what everyone made, how the judges feel each dish tastes, and offer master classes (that are really instructive!) and helpful instruction. I hate the cutthroat feel of the Masterchef USA ones.

I totally agree with everything you're saying. And most of the time, my kids are well behaved. However, most of the time when we fly, it's for a six-plus hour flight, sometimes twice that. And for some reason, they keep the seatbelt sign on most of those six hours.

I see where you're coming from, and where the OP is coming from. What you don't seem to understand is that, in the current climate, YES. Most older children have quite a lot of emotional issues you're not necessarily going to have in a baby. And babies are not available.

I don't think you have the right to tell that mom anything. And if she did send him off to his dad, she'd lose her son forever because that dad doesn't give a good goddamn what happens to that kid.

I CAN NOT STAND IT. And I'm a mom of four kids. I can't stand the breathtaking narcissism of it all. "Oh, dear little Caleb is such a genius! He said ____. Isn't that hilarious?"

While I don't have a particular problem with seatbelts, I can kind of understand the rationale. You know that in your own life, you say things to your immediate family or to close friends that you wouldn't DREAM of telling a complete stranger. You're much more polite and socially acceptable to the stranger, while…

How DARE you not like Bridesmaids! It was so spot on, with amazing acting and -

OH MY GAWD THANK YOU. I hated Bridesmaids. I don't appreciate toilet humor, so there's that, and I get absurdly uncomfortable when people are making embarrassments of themselves.

Ahhh. Interesting. Being orthodox, as you know, most of us go through blood tests that are free back in high school. Then, when we're ready to be hitched about three seconds later (I keeed, I keed), we call the hotline with both his and her codes, and they say compatible or not. They don't give specifics, and you…

Sorry to be so personal, but did you do PGD?

What a ridiculous comment. So now in order to prove that I don't find nudity offensive, I have to embrace it in all forums? So streakers are fine, flashers are fine, newspapers are fine, naked women should prance around in schools andtextbooks and any and all locations because otherwise I'm a prude?

The weird thing is, remember last week? When Roger admitted that he held Lee's balls for the account? Awwwwkkkward silence ensued.