I CAN NOT STAND IT. And I'm a mom of four kids. I can't stand the breathtaking narcissism of it all. "Oh, dear little Caleb is such a genius! He said ____. Isn't that hilarious?"

While I don't have a particular problem with seatbelts, I can kind of understand the rationale. You know that in your own life, you say things to your immediate family or to close friends that you wouldn't DREAM of telling a complete stranger. You're much more polite and socially acceptable to the stranger, while…

How DARE you not like Bridesmaids! It was so spot on, with amazing acting and -

OH MY GAWD THANK YOU. I hated Bridesmaids. I don't appreciate toilet humor, so there's that, and I get absurdly uncomfortable when people are making embarrassments of themselves.

Ahhh. Interesting. Being orthodox, as you know, most of us go through blood tests that are free back in high school. Then, when we're ready to be hitched about three seconds later (I keeed, I keed), we call the hotline with both his and her codes, and they say compatible or not. They don't give specifics, and you…

Sorry to be so personal, but did you do PGD?

What a ridiculous comment. So now in order to prove that I don't find nudity offensive, I have to embrace it in all forums? So streakers are fine, flashers are fine, newspapers are fine, naked women should prance around in schools andtextbooks and any and all locations because otherwise I'm a prude?

The weird thing is, remember last week? When Roger admitted that he held Lee's balls for the account? Awwwwkkkward silence ensued.

And that last dress when Ted breaks up with her! Cleavage in the office! I think for the first time, ever.

And his expression! Totally hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing.

I completely laughed out loud at that. That's going to be my new saying.

You don't have to tell me. I was in education for five years, thanks to my Ph.D. I taught private high school, and I'm sure you believe me when I say I've never worked harder in my life. And I was monitored at every stage, given surprise inspections, received continuous feedback from the vice principal AND the…

Oh yeah? Part of that Scandanavian system you admire is the fact that teachers get paid based on performance, not based on experience or on a pay ladder.

So, so, so true. I honestly cannot afford to keep two of my kids in private school. I keep one of them in public school because I have no choice. And yet I do, because looking at the one child in public school, he just doesn't have the same benefits as the others in private school.

That is absolutely true. However.

Not necessarily. There was a specific instance where one school district received the most money in the Tri-State area, and they were the worst performers. When that tidbit came to light, a bunch of people clamored to be put on the school board and started cutting funding.

When I go to Nordstrom, I see women desperately gobbling up those jimmy choo shoes and they DO NOT BLINK when the register rings up $650. I have no idea how people justify this kind of extravagance.

That's true. I had a teacher that had his father die young of a heart attack, and his uncles. He was crazy heart conscious, ate all the heart healthy foods and got checked regularly. And he ran, all the time. He remarked once to me that he is currently older than any other male family member he's ever known.

That's brilliant.

I disagree. I think it showed a shocking maturity in Pete. He learned his lesson from last time and didn't repeat past mistakes. He sees that bob is universally liked, he knows bringing up his past won't really matter to the partners, and he refuses to look like a bitter psycho like last time.