Have you ever had this conversation with a teenager? I really don't think it will go how you think it will go.

Exactly.

I didn't care either! I tried on my dress for the first time about two days before the wedding, and it didn't fit in hilarious ways. I just did the best I could, I had absolutely no involvement in the flowers or the guest list or any of that stuff. I never look at my album, it's not even a memory I think about.

When I first started, I got a complaint that I didn't say "HI!" and didn't act "friendly" enough to everyone I met. So I worked on myself and still do to maintain a better image to coworkers, because it's just a decent manager strategy.

No, trust me. Bitches and Jerks are universally hated. Both men and women respond better to praise, positive reinforcement, and chatty happy managers.

Exactly. This isn't a female thing. The people at my office HATE the men in charge because they're laconic and don't give effusive praise.

Yep! The fuses is why our company banned the use of space heaters, and just told us to "dress warmer".

My office stopped allowing space heaters. It's freezing.

I love it! Thank you so much! I caught the men's long program, but nothing else.

You should have watched Max Aaron's skate. He was fabulous and clean, and was the surprise winner.

So true.

I'm also terrified about insertion, and my doctor said she would give me a Valium before to calm me down. So you can ask for more drugs if you want.

Someone else mentioned Marion Cotillard or Rachel Weisz, and I actually think those are amazing choices.

The rage has me baffled. There's really a lot more to be angry about out there. Take some Prozac, people.

Is it just me, or are these comments completely pearl clutching and out of proportion?

That butter pudding butter cake or something is the most divine thing I've ever eaten.

I love how she interacts with her son, Jamie! They have the cutest relationship!

This child will be fine. I repeat, the child will be fine. It was a stupid commercial, for God's sakes. Not a free pass to Harvard with a license to rape and murder.

Seven weeks old and goes on the potty, right? I'm pretty appalled that he isn't requesting lentils in his diet already. Oh, wait. He doesn't talk yet? Man. You must be a terrible parent. MY kid was talking in the womb already.

Very weird. The smallpox vaccine specifically says it's not for anyone with eczema, or with family history because of the horrid side effects that could occur. (DO NOT GOOGLE!)