That is not a head hair. 😫

What about dad-anger? Does it offer any relief from dad-anger? Because if I step on one more fucking Lego, I swear to God I’m going to burst into flames.

Doesn’t the whole thing read like a “fuck you,” anyway? This being said:

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

Holy shit...

This story is terribly sad and I am so very sorry for Charlie and his parents. I may not have agreed with the choices his parents were making for him, but I won’t pretend to begin to understand their anguish and desperation. I hope they can find peace.

To be fair, Senate beatdowns are not without precedent. I, for one, think that in these trying times we should closely examine the time-honored traditions of the chamber.

Somebody seriously needs to fuck up Mitch McConnell’s shit.

At least the truck stood its ground...

What does that make the High Sparrow, then?

Condition has been downgraded to Gnarly

They should just be honest about who these dolls are ‘cause these Kens are not interested in Barbie. They’re obviously living together in some kind of polyamorous relationship and that’s ok.

Chaddington Whiteson

We have peaked as a civilization. 

He must have dropped it in the toilet and now has it sitting in a ziplock of rice.

The only way this should have gotten rebooted is if this is all just a hoax, and when you finally go in to the theaters, Tom Cruise discovers the mummy is actually Brendan Fraiser, and then when Tom Cruise asks him how he got there, he says “Let me explain,” and then the 1999 film starts playing, and you watch that…

I drink after my wife and kids are in bed at least twice a week. Like tonight... I’ve got The Americans taped. My wife doesn’t watch. When she goes to bed, I’m settling in with 2 10% abv Abt 12s that are chilling in my fridge, and watching a show that will hopefully feature Keri Russell’s sublime naked ass.

This guy is the number one reason I think of tractor trailers to keep from finishing early.