Can’t these same powerful electromagnets be used to hurl poop into the sky?

Boom. Problem solved! You’re welcome navy.

I’m not sure if Joan is attempting to be an agent provocateur or if she truly believes it’s wrong for anyone to own property and charge rent. Nevertheless, I don’t think we can all agree that accumulating rental profit from the wages of people likely making far, far less than you is at best a tad questionable.

It sounds like Hamilton Nolan is writing under the pen name Joan Summers. 

So Jezebel is in the “Property is Theft” camp now? Good to know.

I have no issues with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard owning a building and I think they’re being really good landlords by not charging rent for April. It’s decent and I wish my apartment complex would do the same.

Well, I thought the fact he was unambiguously white was already given away by the photo!

I’m not usually a hipster, but as someone who used to follow cycling quite closely, it’s fun to see the rest of the world finally start enjoying the hilarity of Dick Pound’s chosen name - something some of us have been laughing about for a good 15 years now!

That racist doll in the first image......

I like how one guy said it. A single party staying in power for too long always leads to corruption. We need our corrupt guys keeping their corrupt guys in check.

That cop should’ve been stripped of his badge after the first time he was caught planting evidence.

As an obvious narcissist with a god complex, Kanye probably thinks he will literally die if people aren’t paying attention to him.  So no.  He will just get more erratic until people give him the attention he craves.

Staten Island, New York’s little Alabama.

I think it’s pretty fair to say this outbreak is China’s baby, as its origin is from a Southern Mainland Chinese cultural practice that all levels of government have refused to deal with despite it being a well-known source of contagion (not to mention the environmental impact) and it only became a serious problem…

In a way it would be more disturbing if they didn’t have insider information. They’re senators, who attended a closed meeting with the head of the NIH - I expect them to have insider information. It’s using it for personal enrichment that’s supremely fucked up.

This just reinforces my belief that you should never trust guys who do rigging and scuba work for avant garde french Canadian circuses.

Reminds me of how I got laid off of my last job.

My manager sent me an e-mail the night before, setting up a conference call with me, and saying that he had “some exciting opportunities” to talk to me about.

The F***er told me to pack my desk on that call.  Still pissed about that.

There is only one Cirque employee who deserves to be fired: the guy who does rigging and scuba at The O. He’s the type of guy who leads on his girlfriend for SIX YEARS before dumping her with no warning, and who waited for that lovely, smart, educated, talented woman’s parents to take them to Prague and Vienna the…

Yeah, let’s make sure we don’t place any blame on a country that is a hotbed for more of these pandemic capable diseases because of their policies and for covering up the initial COVID outbreak. Oh and silencing doctors and members of the media that spoke out. Nothing wrong happening there, no sir.

China is working hard to shift the blame of this pandemic away from China. Their choice to imprison and punish doctors and journalists for talking about the virus is the very reason that its now a global pandemic. The totalitarian government hoped it would just go away. This should be called The People’s Republic of…