I prefer this song

“NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINEBOX”

I used to know the answer to this.

What makes MLS lesser than the La Liga? It’s just a professional league in another country.

Japanese pro baseball is probably the most competitive on the planet behind the MLB. Let’s not get too dismissive.

Exactly this. I think if you are going to have a draft at all then it is unfair and ridiculous to only require it for men. And I also believe that every single job in the military should be only based on the mental and/or physical requirements to do the job, not gender. Can’t carry over 100 lbs on your back for miles…

I’m agnostic on the draft itself, but if we are going to have it then all citizens who are fit to serve should be required to register.

I see what you’re saying, but a company like that, with an army of lawyers that go above and beyond to minimize liability, should have considered that this was a possibility. I’ve never been to the GF, and haven’t seen up-to-date pics of what the area or current signage looks like, but if all they had was “No…

Track pants mode engaged!!

Except all throughout history no one has ever uttered the sentence ‘things really improved when the Russians showed up’

“Here’s Gerber dressed as the captain of an unlicensed Brady Bunch-themed gay cruise illegally owned and operated by teens.”

Well, duh. Where there are balls, there’s usually an asshole nearby.

The moment he enrolls at Miami is good enough for me

I think the hooligans should take responsibilities for their actions and not blame alcohol. It’s not as though Kronenbourg is that nice anyway.

I just don’t really get that vibe from it. When my mother used to say she was “going out with the girls” I never took it as infantilizing.

it would have been hilarious if that large man threw him through the glass windows/doors and he died.

Of course the look boxes suck, they’re a system designed to encourage microtransactions. Blizzard would like nothing more than you spend $40 to open a bunch of them. The fact that you can pull duplicates and the rarity of the legendary items should make that abundantly clear. It’s a scam used to prey upon people who…

This story is as dumb as any “this chicken nugget looks like Jesus so I’m going to try and sell it for thousands” anecdote.

@ScientificMapp: Taino way they were called Puerto Ricans, already.