I’ll file this away in “features game reviewers could really benefit from, but people who game as a hobby don’t particularly want”. I mean, I won’t begrudge a developer adding it, but I also am entirely satisfied not having such a feature because it doesn’t impact my play style.

I’m going to skip out.  I missed out on the preorder exclusive scenes and so the completionist in me will never be satisfied.

You know what to do.  Go on, DO IT!

Tetris does.  In all modern interpretations there is a creepy dead fallen piece that perfectly shadows the piece about to fall. almost like a prediction of it’s demise.  Sppooooooky!  I’m ascared!

Speaking of Zelda II, I really wish that Nintendo got an exclusive level ending with a battle against Link and Shadow Shovel Knight or  ”Shavel Knight” as I will now dub it.

 But this time HOLLYWOOD did it, that means the jokes are actually real this time and you’re allowed to laugh at them!

I’m afraid the notion that Steam’s process weeds out games with no “actual intent behind it” is naive. YOU NAIVE FOOL!

Here’s a simple acronym to remember: Don’t.

The D stands for don’t. The rest also stands for don’t.

Thank you for advertising this great- if glitchy- game.  I just love that the main character’s name is an explosive BANG!

It was a worthwhile experiment. The only issue I ever took with it was the lack of tactile feedback, but there are ways to resolve that.

Why not just shove them through a crooked window out of space and into the void between dimensions?  From what I’ve seen there seem to be a lot of strange angles like that in this game.

We don’t really need rich people anyway.  I’m all for socialism.

That- shouldn’t even be possible, in ANY video game! The fact that he somehow accomplished that is an indictment of EVERYONE involved, from the game company to the leadership in China to this fool and his money.

That whole thing reeked of “effort”.  Pass.

As for me, I actively want the concept to fail, at least so long as our society is structured the way it is currently.

After this, Code Veronica, 0, and REBirth could use the treatment.  That should cover every “tank controls” era of Resident Evil.  I’d ask for the same for early Silent Hill games (1-4) but well, Konami is a walking skeleton at this point so that’s not going to happen.

It’s a standard Japanese trope. The REAL crime is societal upheaval when no one wants it. THAT’S what makes him a villain.

You can imagine how a social justice warrior like myself views such an attitude.

(Not well.)

So- what you’re saying is the job market in Pokemon is pretty much like the Flintstones.

Farfetch’d being used as a lamp shade: “Eh, it’s a living”.

Did you just call the Gamecube pad unwieldy? It’s one of the most comfortable controllers in gaming’s history, which is the main reason people still use it for Smash.

Well, outside the tiny poorly placed d-pad and that Z button, I mean. It’s not flawless.

I have to admit that looks like a pretty interesting artistic style that I would kind of like to play the whole game in.  Frankly that look is going to age better than the photorealistic look.  It’s the sad fate of all photorealistic games, the “realistic” part is going to age like fine bananas.