What you doing in here, Kris? Don’t you have some momaging to do?

Too many Kardashians, you guys. Too fucking many. I love eavesdropping on the lives of these vapid, idiotic, generally boring people as much as the next person, but for fucks sake. I think its time we have a one Kardashian per Dirt Bag rule.

All of Utah has rallied around her, and she’s made some very feminist public statements. Say what you want about the LDS church, but this girl has become her own woman, with her own voice.

Elizabeth Smart is fucking badass. Congrats, girl.

It is really insensitive and rude to be making this kind of joke in the article about woman who gone through hell, kidnapped, prisoned and then molested for almost a year. And please can we have one just one article about horrible tragedies, raping and killing happening to women without rude sarcastic jokes and gifs…

You’re amazing. People like you give me faith in humanity.

My best friend’s mom needed a kidney and no one we knew was a match. So my friend and I gave genetic information to the Univ of Neb Med Center and they submitted it to the Paired Donation database. Turned out I matched a guy in Iowa (who needed a kidney) and my friend’s mom matched his wife (who was a willing donor).…

Paris Hilton has a GED

I sincerely doubt Jay Z is strapped for cash and agree it’s way too early to count Tidal out. However, if say . . . John Mayer or Adam Levine (Jez’s favorite targets) had pulled this shit, everyone would be crowing about what losers they are and how Tidal is totally dead.

That’s still not a justification for taking out a knife in the first place. You call over an establishment manager and tell them that other patrons are harassing you and you would like them to be told to stop or be forced to leave. Pulling out a weapon because someone won’t stop pointing a phone at you is fucking…

She and Dolly are the only ones I’m fine with it on. I mean she can still shimmy and shake with natural tone when women half her age look like they’ve died of consumption.

Question: Are her lips real? Not that it has anything to do with this topic. Just curious.

Jennifer loves drama and absolutely thrives on it,” said the insider, “She used to play games with her ex-husband/co-star Scott Foley on the set of the ABC show ‘Alias’ by calling Ben on her cellphone right in front of Scott.”

Unpopular opinion: I like both of them and I like them together and I hope this isn’t true.

i think that question in itself is a dead end and a huge distraction from abortion rights, subsidized daycare, racism in criminal justice and maternity leave

My husband likes me to wear thongs. This has not swayed me to buy any. Ever.

OH MY GOD THAT WAS HER *head explodes*

They had me at RZA.

I just made an account to respond to this. I used to be an Apple Trainer in Beverly Hills and did a training session with a plastic surgeon who specialized in male to female transgendered operations. I basically helped him break up a multiple hour video of one of his procedures into lots of little clips and then put…