just give all the money to these women. all of it. they deserve to live a lavish life free of problems forever.

It wasn’t all about Kris, so thats why there was no comment.

I think Natalie Portman has earned it.

That’s got to have been a jab from Shonda about the reason she was writing him off, right? “Oh, you like car shit, Dempsey? How do you like THIS car shit?”

Every continent in Africa.

the top half of her face is in pain, and the bottom half of her face is... well, still kinda looks like she’s in pain.

“Do What U Want” is worse. Tyson served jail time: Terry Richardson has never seen the inside of a courtroom, and R. Kelly raped several little girls (and even married one) and never saw a cell.

How does this rank on the “poor taste” scale compared to Lady Gaga singing “Do What U Want” with R Kelly (music video by Terry Richardson)?

She seems like her old...but let’s not forget that her old self was filled with self-loathing. Plus, she won’t touch the baby.

Guys I know she’s offputting but remember when Lady Gaga ruled the airwaves for two years straight and then Christina released a song. I had forgotten what real singing was like. I felt like I was bathing in the cool waters of the Colorado river.

Beautiful! Aguilera is really one of the best vocalists of our time—especially when she just sings “straight” (without all the runs, and the vocal pyrotechnics, which seems to be her Achilles Heel).

Beautiful.... that wig though, that’s unfortunate.

Wait, are you writing this as yourself or as Scott Scanlon?

Anytime I see anything about Leah from Teen Mom, I hear Reba belting out “Fancy” in my head.

I haven’t seen Star Wars either but I have seen the spoofs: Spaceballs and Thumb Wars. So there is that I guess...

the azealia banks/jesse bradford relationship is surprising. where and when did they even meet? i wonder if that story is any good. didn’t she say in an interview that she likes too old guys? [shrug]

Kim: Martha we are looking for a personal chef.

True. I think this bumps him into Baby Boom and out of Gen X.