I wish I didn't know, if that helps at all. I cannot believe the one and only time I've ever corrected a Jezebel writer, it was over the mother effing kardashians. Fuck.

I really don't want to be this person. I apologize in advance.

Rob Kardashian sounds like a reasonable human being.

What the fuck is this? How could she thinks it looks cool?

And why is the picture so big?

say what now?!?

I'm going. I'm wearing normal-rise, underbutt-covering jean shorts, a (not cropped, not in any way cut up) white teeshirt, and Converse. Fin.

Women in LA dress kind of like this anyway and have for the last five years at least. Not, like, headdresses, but very '70s-Tiny Dancer-Stevie Nicks influenced. The "California Girl" is a pretty widely exported thing anyway, no? Coachella or no Coachella, I mean. What's different about this/how does the "festival…

As someone who goes to a ton of music festivals (including Coachella), the thing that drove me crazy about "Coachella style" is that the clothes didn't make any sense for festival going. For the parties? Sure. But for the festival itself? No fucking way. Sky high wedges, jumpsuit, large hat, a crochet shawl, and micro…

Ooooooph, I HATE this hemline. It's not flattering on anyone, even Rihanna. Sorry RihRih, you done goofed here.

I was at that Coney Island concert too! It was in 2007. I was a fan of her, but was standing way too far from the stage and the sound wasn't very good, I couldn't make out the songs.

Yeah but my house has one major advantage over Kylie Jenner's: no Kardashians or Jenners live in my house.

I'm 31, with a master's degree, my husband is finishing up his PhD, we have a child, and we live in a 2 bedroom apartment. The American dream is dead.

That's so hard - I too have lost babies to miscarriage. Pregnancy is not always easy or successful. And Gwenyth Paltrow knows this. She has publicly discussed how hard her ectopic pregnancy was. Modern science and medicine is wonderful - the whole anti-science thing (looking at you anti-vaccine movement) is baffling.

Where do I begin with "trust my body"? First, I was born with a malformed uterus. I found that out shortly after becoming pregnant with daughter the first. A placenta problem in that pregnancy tried to kill my daughter. She ended up with IUGR. My second daughter got stuck because of the uterus, so a c-section was…

That statement drives me nuts! We have evolved so that enough people survive the birthing process to maintain the species. That's it. There is no grand design that makes all women able to have a "natural" birth. I am one of those people who would have died (along with my baby) without medical intervention.

If one of my students tried that, I would be giving them a quick lesson in the history of black face. God.

I just adore you. 30% or more. If you don't want to tip, keep your ass at home.

How many times can it be said that if you can afford to eat out, you can fucking afford to tip? Not enough times, apparently. Jeebus. I love to tip. I loooooove it. I feel frickin' righteous about it. Sometimes, I tip my barista FIFTY percent, btw, even though she or he has spent a mere 60 seconds on my dirty chai tea…

As though Mark Zuckerberg is obliged to tip you more than I am even if we receive the same service:...