I've let myself go.

Yes, befriending a teen girl and then harassing her at school should be instant dismissal.

I wish we could place a moratorium on Bruce Jenner transition stories until Bruce Jenner himself comes forward to either confirm or deny that he is transitioning. This shit is out of control.

Now if it were a Frieda Khalo uni-brow she was rocking then I'd be grudgingly impressed. Didn't Julia Roberts do the underarm hair thing in 1999?

Madonna should quit whatever workouts she's doing because the weight of the bullshit that she has been slinging about must be doing killer things for her arms.

how else will she return them without the tags attached?

For example, I just learned that Eminem had a daughter.

I follow/am kind of part of a rather large group of sportswriters and enthusiastic sports fans who just happen to be women on Twitter, and this is about par for the course. It's disgusting. We regularly get told called all kinds of vulgar names, get told to "go back to the kitchen," are informed that "if we had a dick…

Besides for doing the supposed in general

We all know it worked for Cara!

none. unless she was snorting like adderall or molly. nope. im going to go with cocaine.

Hilary Duff lost her virginity to Joel Madden,

What other possible explanation is there for briefly putting your face on a table like that? I mean, come on Gigi.

who among us hasn't taken a 5 second standing up nap on top of a bar in the middle of a rave

As former coke user, yeah, she was totally doing blow.

"I'd be an idiot to do that at a WORK EVENT"

This Cinderella will ALWAYS be the shit. kthanxbai

The best is when it pops up when they're just hanging out in the livingroom. Like I could maybe stretch my imagination far enough to contemplate live auto tune when they're singing into a microphone at a venue, but sometimes they're just singing live in the house with no mike. WHERE IS THE AUTOTUNE COMING FROM!? THE…

only if you're talentless. Real artists can autotune in real time

There's live auto-tune now.