This will be Gwyneth Paltrow in 20 years.

I hope you're not nervous anymore. Not being a fan is Beyonce is not a big deal. With any luck, you'll be able to move on from this difficult announcement and continue living your life in peace. Good luck.

Beyonce and Rhianna aren't models. Then again, magazines don't use models as often as they used to, anyway.

I have to say, it's shitty that the Oregon players are receiving more punishment than the rapist in this situation.

The whole game was a trivialization of sexual assault. The announcers were hammering on the fact that FSU had a chip on their shoulders because they felt the country was against them, and against Winston in particular, and they never, EVER mentioned why.

I bought a delicious fancy assortment of cheese to eat last night. I got too drunk and didn't eat them. Now I have much delicious cheese along with some Spanish cured meat. I vowed to be healthier and that's going to go down the pan. Oh well.

Homegirl jumps right in, doesn't she?

I think those are pictures of multiple happy cinematic couples. I looked closely because I found it extremely creepy and obsessive that she would commission a cake with their pictures all over it after dating for only a few months.

He's cute and can play guitar.

A friend of my partner is like that. He just has this blind, unwavering (cough... baseless) confidence that at least some women appear to mistake for redeeming qualities. I've seen several otherwise sane women throwing themselves at him and following him around like a puppy dog to the absolute bafflement of all of…

Wow, that's really horrible. I read an interview where she talks about trying to make her husband feel like the king of the castle and staying the same girl he met 20 years ago, things along those lines, which to me just read like a recipe for disaster. I am sad for her based on what you said and the speculative…

I think I can offer this on behalf of 99% of us here:

Christine,

My girlfriend is transgender, and I thought she had been acting weird for the past few days.

I'm gonna go with probably not.

God forbid someone look like a 40 year old mom. How gross.

Putting this out here:

Just love your kids.