Why on earth would he be entitled to a severance package? He quit.

He doesn't even have to bother with a resume for his next gig, piping in as a "law enforcement" consultant on a panel for Fox News.

I'll just copy and paste what I wrote on Gawker:

This.

Look who brought pudding!

You know who didn't spend Thanksgiving with Terry Richardson? Gwyneth Freaking Paltrow. I award this round to Goop.

They are. Look at the comments on the link article. It's really frustrating.

I've always had a soft spot for him, he's like if a middle school math teacher inexplicably became famous.

Solid point. I hadn't thought about it. In the wake of suddenly feeling allowed to love Garth, I will now post "The Thunder Rolls", my secret not so secret favorite country karaoke jam...

Well shit. Garth Brooks. Who knew?

I just thought he swam everywhere.

I'm more surprised that he didn't just charter a jet.

Still cracks me up. :)

DANCE BREAK!!

Agreed, I kind of hated her. I don't think anything ever happened between her and Keith, she just looked upset at being caught in her own lie.

I loved her, but her Stinky attitude totally put me off, I think she def lied. Oh well, looks like her career is popping off regardless.

I really, really doubt they did. Which is why she told the other girls not to say anything about it to him, and why she refused to talk about it when he confronted her. She knew she'd get caught in a lie if he found out what she said. She lied about other stuff, too. She kind of sucks.

I want to know where the air compressor is. You can hear it running. Where. Is. It?

It's so bizarre that his image was still so positive until just recently- we knew a DECADE ago 13-14 women came forward for the civil suit. Did people just think that was, like, not something that really happened? Three of them made public statements! They were known associates of his, with professional careers and…