• Tina Fey shared some lovely words about the recently departed Jan Hooks:...Jan deserved a big movie career, certainly as big as Rob Schneider's fucking [career].

My dad treated our whole family to Cats (as I was a huge Andrew Lloyd Webber fan in the sixth grade). It was the same day as a double header in my softball league. I passed out, threw up during the first five minutes of the second act from heat exhaustion, tried to fake OK after coming back from the bathroom, then got…

This gif sums up every morning of my life.

Amanda Palmer? Trying anyway?

I think they're...sennnnnsational.

1. I love that Jamie keeps a respectful two-step distance.

I want all her coats. And hats

"No, they're not," Slate replied assuredly. "I don't think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can do with our vaginas."

she's a literal pretty princess and i am so jealous.

She softened him into a sort of pink dough.

Gordon's got a "Star Wars Holiday Special Mark Hamill" thing going on in that photoshopped picture.

The only explanation is that the person who came up with this was probably watching baboons on Animal Planet. I'm disappointed that he went with brown rather than something more interesting like pink or blue.

I wonder, if she could go back in time and change things so that she never had sexual relations with Clinton, but with the caveat that there would be zero media attention in her life, would she do it?

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Here's an old school photo. I mean, maybe she did like a gazillion squats?

Or maybe don't get an ass implant then don't want to talk about your ass.

I think you are on it, or at the very worst we all completely misunderstand Nicki Minaj. Either she wanted to shut down the piece, or she somehow manages to hold the view "please buy into my objectification, but don't objectify me."

Yah... like she said at the end, her being in control of her sexuality is important... and I'm not really going into how. Mainly, because the biggest thing I pulled from the video is that she WANTS people to value her sexually. There is being sexual for yourself and there is being sexual for others, and this video…

I think the point was not that she found it degrading, but because she has already discussed it a lot and found the line of questioning tiresome. That was my read from the full piece, anyway.