Also mandatory:

Oh, she had an explanation for that, too, don't you worry:

How did they legally marry if she was using a false name?

Yeah, so the most obvious answer is that of course he's lying.

I'm pretty sure he knew he wasn't.

"She paid rent, and she was there probably three times."

I love her. Also her hair.

"Well what I would really like is a bunch of little niggers to wear long-sleeve white shirts, black shorts and black bow ties, you know in the Shirley Temple days, they used to tap dance around," Jackson alleges Deen told her. "Now, that would be a true Southern wedding wouldn't it? But we can't do that because…

Chanel sending a pretty edgy message this season

This is how I feel about both Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga. I guess I'll find out what Ariana Grande's music is like when someone puts on one of her songs at karaoke.

I'm pretty sure she's a mouse. Duh.

I feel like a month ago, I had never heard of this person. Now I hear about her almost daily. It's kind of...weird. Like she's being Truman Show-ed into my life.

#HashtagEverything

#dontmesswithmycocnuts

I'm interested in how you walk around with a coat over one shoulder *while carrying a freaking baby*

I'm interested in how they keep her from having a meltdown during fashion shows. For most babies I know, loud music + big crowd + having to sit perfectly still is not a great combination. There haven't been photos yet of her sobbing and being handed over to a well-placed nanny.

I really need to start a podcast where I deconstruct these Lifetime movies with friends.

Those boots are nice Dodai but for me it's all about the jacket.

They are using venture capital funds to run this so... we'll see if they keep it like this. Twitter and facebook were ad-free at first, too (if memory serves me correctly).