why isn't this magical person bigger than Beyoncé or Taylor Swift?

Okay, because I know someone is gonna say, Well maybe she was being aggressive with the assistant principal, maybe she was running from the cops, etc, etc, etc. So let's just head that off at the pass and say unless she was holding a gun to their freaking heads there is NO REASON for three (or two or even one) grown…

This is some rich person vanity project nonsense. I grew up in Manhattan, very little of rich person bs amazes me, but this...whooo....whole new level of SEE HOW RICH WE ARE.

My first though: HOW did this get permitted?

This whole look is a fuckin' mess.

As a practicing urban planner, I am shocked and amazed that the City of New York Planning Department and all of the city's utilities allowed this. Geothermal wells are things you do when you own LAND, not a brownstone in a giant city. There's no way this leaves a smaller energy footprint than just using a more…

I love Betsey Johnson, but this shit is bonkers... In a good way, I think. Pretty sure.

It's true, though. I AM crying.

*MIC DROP*

She is living out the dream of every burnout I went to high school with.

TRAVIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For reals. When I was 16, I was wondering why people kept telling me that I should relate to Holden Caulfield. Guy is an asshole. Now that I'm 30, I have to relate to Lena Dunham? Am I terrible because I relate most to Clueless-era Paul Rudd? I think I'm a Josh.

Robert Pattinson is dating FKA Twigs now...

I'm on team Lorde, Robyn, or Adele.

And this just proves what I've know all along - Max is true Catfish King.

Jezzies, does this pineapple trick actually work?

Aaaaaand he seems to have really pissed off Maggie Serota.

(Sorry for the huge pic)

What a shallow, cynical, and opportunistic thing to do.

Which is why it bugs me immensely. I'm pretty tired of the "women as perpetual victims" narrative, because that shit is patronizing and counterproductive.