Was she not already in the hospital? Where do people have surgery these days?

HOLY SHIT. How the hell did they manage to keep that a secret from the media?!?! This is like the BEYONCE of celebrity weddings y'all!

Happy thoughts:

Ugh, the part where "Zack" calls a time out makes me want to die. That kid is so miscast. He has negative appeal, whereas Mark-Paul Gosselaar oozed charm.

I follow her blog on tumblr. I see all the pretty in her life and see how much they cost and ALWAYS end up hating myself and my non-fashionable non-New York life.

Eva Chen's Instagram is like humble-bragged privilege porn. I guess that's fashion though, right? I follow her but I always end up hating myself.

At least you didn't go really glum and think «I hope she doesn't lose the baby»

You missed the most awesome one! I don't know much about her but this instantly made me like her.

Maybe I'm just a little on edge about this shit lately, but it seems kind of telling to me that if you get involved in the American Prison Industrial Complex and you're white, you get a million dollar publishing deal at the end of it. As opposed to if you're black, in which case you get dead.

This is the most terrible family.

GOOD

holy shit

That is one LONG finger.

God I'm just so glad no one has ever filmed me dancing.

Agreed. My daughter can have earrings when she's old enough to ask for them and care for them.

I hate earrings on babies.

In my Linda Voice: Alrighttttt Team TinaGo Team Tina Team Tinaaaaaaa

Bob's Burgers is seriously the only show on TV (in the half-hour comedy sense) where I like every single main character. So many sitcoms have the same exact character (dumb dad/nagging mom/etc) and you spend the whole show wondering why they aren't divorced yet. Bob and Linda are ridiculous, but you can absolutely see…

it means they're not done milking the bonnie and clyde theme from 03

I'd want them, but only for the reason I want gummy bears—to pretend to rip things apart piece by piece with my teeth...