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"I never intended for anybody to be hurt," she said. "I'm not a bad person. I don't have it in me to hurt anyone."

BREAKING NEWS: I saw the human Ken Doll out at Progress Bar during Pride a couple of weekends ago here in Chicago. He had a shirt cut down to his sternum and I could not stop staring at his faux pecs. His fecs, if you will. Related news: I was very sad that I recognized him. I've been watching too many things like My

At what point does an heiress go from being the young, pretty rich girl that can do whatever she wants to the woman who's trying unsuccessfully to hold onto her ridiculous youth because she has no future plan? I feel like Paris is firmly walking that line. She's getting a liiiiiiittle too old for these shenanigans.

No. I didn't say (or imply) ANY woman. Kim (unfortunate as it may be) influences a lot of people. She IS prevalent in our culture. She has the power and the choice to stand up to - and fight against - nearly unobtainable body image "norms." But she chooses not to. And I'm sorry, but victims of the pressure absolutely

but Kim is helping push those impossible body standards onto women by electing to have her body altered, knowing full well girls (and some grown women) aspire to have a body like hers. She IS part of the reason women have these standards thrust upon them. She certainly isn't fat, but she also certainly isnt helping

I am terrified to get up to use the bathroom or get a drink in the middle of the night for fear of stumbling onto a burglar or someone in my house. (thankfully I slept through the guy breaking into my house when I was young, my mom was the one who awoke with him standing in her bedroom doorway.) I can't imagine

I mean, it's not the nicest word but it's not exactly wrong to describe such extreme plastic surgery.

goddamn, just reading about Sandra Bullock's ordeal made my heart race. That must have been terrifying.

I love me some Jeff Goldblum. Ever since the fly when I was like 10 years old I have wanted him. HARD. And his fiance is my age so maybe my secret crush on him was not so hopeless after all!

His fiancee is 30 years younger than him and she writes like a 15 year old: "I was taken over by tears of joy n ecstasy! We picked the ring 2gether"...any respect I had for Jeff G. just plummeted.

A few years ago he was a member of the gym I was going to at the time. Totally hot.

I always wondered why we don't see more of her. In the early 90's, she seemed to be everywhere. Wish I saw her more, these days. She's so captivating.

Gotta protect the unborn baby! Oh it's born? Youre on your own!

What's really upsetting about this story is that it's happening at the same time as reproductive rights restrictions. So: Don't have an abortion, don't have access to birth control, but once you have that kid, child care? You're on your own.

Okay, so, it's kind of ridiculous to arrest the mom, but it is NOT okay to leave a nine-year-old alone for hours without supervision.

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.

"The term "manic pixie dream girl" has become so embedded into our cultural lexicon"

I get the Goop hate. She's an aggressively unaware person. But Anne Hathaway? Why do people hate her?

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I find this preferable to her other recent stints on television: All-Star Celebrity Treasure Hunt, Celebrity Apprentice, Dancing with the Stars, Celebrity Ghost Stories, Sing Your Face Off, etc. Being one of the Housewives seems like a step up.

Just One of the Guys? Wrong '80s movie, Jenny Lewis.