I feel like I just read a laundry list of why she was terrible for the way women feel about themselves.

Maybe.

Agreed. If there's anything good that comes out of this story, it's that at least I learned that a brave and great and wonderful girl, Jada, exists in this godforsaken cesspool called earth.

I'm a lesbian, trapped in an abusive relationship with a partner I've been trying to leave for four years now, and these really resonated with me, even though they're for straight women. I was surprised. I guess they speak to the way you start out on a pedestal (and how gendered that pedestal tends to be in abusive…

I grew up witnessing my dad beating the shit out of my mom.

Michelle Rodriguez and Zac Efron...

"because she makes me feel young and with it"—-every middle age man.

The story here is why 53 year old Wayne Coyne is hanging around with Miley. He's the same age as her father. Is his girlfriend Miley's age? He's so gross and disappointing.

"I live a life such that, if Moby appears on my radar, I know I'm doing something wrong." - I don't know you Kara Brown, but I like you.

I wonder who she is. She's noticeably shorter than the other models.

This is gonna be good.

I'm narrowing my eyes at that Nicky Hilton quote. I am just going to assume this was rich kid "earn my own money," which means that in order to get that pair of $400 ballet flats she wanted, she had to take the garbage out one time. And I don't mean the stinky kitchen garbage, I mean the one in her bedroom that was…

as the saying goes—born on third base, and thinks she hit a triple...

I'll admit, I'm the one who posted the ad.

Leslie Mann and Judd Apatow took a selfie of themselves both squeezed into a t-shirt. That t-shirt was covered in drawings of Lena Dunham in various stages of undress.

I'm guessing Hawke's knowledge of kids today mainly comes from his kids and friends of his kids who just based on where they live and the industry their father's in may not be the most representative sample in terms of what homophobia might be out there.

May I present to you, Evidence 1A:

um. Flight attendant here... That's just called work.

I knew some junkies like that. It's called "nodding off."