The same writers who thought: "Yo guys, lets make an entire season based on a 3 day wedding time period."

:/

I stopped watching when Robin starting dating her therapist. Would one of you be willing to catch me up on what's been happening? I'm wondering if I should watch the last few episodes.

Callie. I can't believe you didn't include Lindy's engagement in Dirtbag. It would've been perfect.

Can we just talk about that Jay-Z impersonator real quick????

Seriously. Seeing mine run screaming "mommy mommy mommy!" When all I did was walk into her preschool...instant gratification.

It's an awesome feeling when my kids lose their shit when I come home from work. I don't have to do anything but walk in the door.

Her face when she says "hi mommy!" URGH, no, stop my beating ovaries

Hopefully she doesn't show up late to the book.

In what bankrupt world are they only paying her $1 mil for this? This book is going to be the Catcher in the Rye of its time. People are going to be carving it into monument walls. I may even have it quoted on my tombstone. Fucking Philistines! You have no idea about real art, I tell you, no goddamn idea!

What's the gigahonkie to dicktillion conversion?

The Drew Barrymore/Ellen Page story!

The same quotes appeared yesterday on Rolling Stone and my reaction there was the same as here... SIX YEARS?? You "split" in 2011 but you've been "dating" for SIX years? FUCK YOU THURSTON.

It's lame, but I partially judge celebrities based on their Twitter accounts. Kim has one of those accounts in which the celebrity actually talks about real stuff, interacts with people, makes jokes, posts random things, etc., while Thurston's account is one of those annoying promotion-only accounts that is obviously…

I came here to say just that!

Yeah, I know its a common thing to say, but I always hated it when people say the one being cheated on was "humiliated" or "looked like a fool." Its not about being embarrassed or looking dumb, its about the betrayal of a (monogamous) relationship.

You guys all see it, right?

I believe that the actress who plays Scarlett is too.

Wut.