"I'm a male white comedian, and obviously I succeeded only because I'm super duper funny. I have to believe that if others do not succeed it's only because they are not funny, because otherwise it means I have to think less of myself and my ego feels hurt. To me, the possibility of changing and engaging in creating…

Since I don't watch football (and didn't watch the Super Bowl) nor have I ever visited PornHub it literally took me a couple of minutes to understand this.

...I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, but she most definitely is not the biggest feminist in the world. Not even by an inch.

Didn't Jezebel just have an article about Kristin Bell and Dax Sheppard calling for a boycott of publications that run pictures of celebrity kids? This boy just lost his father, let's not put his picture all over the internet.

Oh, god. No.

Whaaaaaa? No, I don't think I will take to task a sexual abuse survivor for being supported by her father. That's fucking crazy.

Ehhhh I see what you're saying, but I disagree. These are all people who are choosing to work with him - they don't *have* to. This isn't like some normal person working for an immoral bastard because we're dependent on a paycheck. I think it's perfectly valid for her to question why they choose to work with, and…

This is him with his current daughters

Exactly this. I feel like focusing on the technicality that he never adopted her does a disservice to loving, supportive, appropriate stepparents everywhere.

Suuuuuure.

I am not defending Woody Allen, I have no idea what happened here. But it bears mentionin that he was investigated for this when the allegations came to light (she isn't just breaking her silence now) and the claims were thought to be unsubstantiated. Those findings are frequently wrong and child abuse is tragically…

This fucker. I really hope everyone who has ever worked with him sees this and takes a long, hard look at how important their fame is.

That's probably what Italians were saying about us during the O.J. Simpson trial.

Someone like JoJo and/or K-Ci.

I know from previous posts that Miley can sing, but she cannot dance and when she tries to dance she loses the ability to sing. She should sit down somewhere and belt.

Tastes like Palestinian tears, if you're into that sort of thing.

Ha! EXACTLY. I have a teen so I know that type of mom. My teen went to a themed party the other night and the mom had the matching clothes and was in all the pictures (that she immediately e-mailed to all the other moms). I was like, really lady?!

By then all pictures in books will be gifs, Harry Potter style.