So I've been sent to the er after sex. No sex for 9 months plus dude hung like a whale shark=four tear in my cervix and three days of bed rest because i couldn't walk. I'd do it again right now, that's the kicker. It was insanely awesome

The Soup is going to dine out on this show for months.

If nothing else, this whole Duck Dynasty thing has been a very....illuminating experience. You know how during presidential elections, you are constantly being surprised (and not so surprised) by which of your FB friends "like[d]" Mitt Romney? The people that you don't know that well, but that live on your block and…