I'm totally embarrassed to say that I watch Vanderpump but Scheana is cra-zy. She came across somewhat normal but then the mask came off at her wedding. I felt bad for her husband because he will have to deal with that stuff for the rest of their marriage.

When Denise had this hair on the Cosby Show, I asked my mom if I could get my hair done the same way. I think it's just gorgeous.

"Knock knock! Anyone home?"

Of course Rick Rubin is nailing that hottie...of course.

As an NYU almuni, I want to welcome you Karlie!!!

It's ok. I think I read about your son. He was picked up by the Nickelback tour bus and is now a roadie for them. He also got into Avril Levigne through them because she'a always around the band.

Would you say this abut Kanye too? I have no idea, just making conversation...

It's interesting how the public in envy of actresses attending these sort of things but as someone who hates laying on the fake shit, it would drive me bananas. I would be taking so many anxiety pills just to be able to manage an event like this and dealing with folks in Hollywood. I would basically turn into a drug…

This could not be more Chanel if it had Karl's white little kitty cat sitting on her shoulder!

I'm surprised there aren't more comments about Gaga's dress. It reminds me of a Sci-Fi version of the special Christmas Barbies they used to release in the 90s.

This could not be more Chanel if Karl made some comment about it not being fit for fat or ugly people while doing a fitting with this dress for her.

I was thinking that if you sat in it, you would be nervous of showing your crotch.

I AM STILL RELAVANT. HERE ARE MY BOOBS!

Just hang out in Chelsea (if you live in NYC). He's always out and about.

I mean, after seeing Travolta go up and kiss Scarlett? I would be downing anxiety pills to deal with situations like that.

Maybe she took an anxiety pill (I don't blame her) and had a glass of wine or something.

It reminds me of the necklace Charlize throws off in the Dior perfume ad.

I'm more familiar with the gazillion outfits she wore over the years than the ones in my own closet.

Damn, girl. I want to bring this picture into my hair stylist and tell her to make me that color.

Wait, what's up with Patricia Arquette? Is that just a bad photo. I don't have cable:( Maybe she got excited at the prospect of winning that she had a couple glass of something or other?