He looks like a sexy aged Charlie Brown. Do those words go together?

Bill Riley is racist. I won't even click on that video and watch it because I know it will just make my blood boil. Can someone show a happy puppy gif please so I can erase this man out of my head?

Just like anything else, this is what happens when men make decisions on behalf of what's good for woman and all I can think of is ladies, get out and vote in the 2014 election! Ok, that's all from my soapbox for today.

Every time I look at this photo all I can think of is Farrah from Teen Mom.

I knew you would love it.

What woman sitting around the planning table for this was shaking her head yes that this is a good idea?

Movies like these are the cure for hangovers.

I don't know why this blurb is not focusing on the disturbing sexual harassment, which I will call abuse, that he did to his daughters. I mean it all sounds awful but I was seriously disturbed when I read about that part.

I love that Reba plays Fancy in the video.

Seriously, when I heard the Reba version when I was a kid and saw that video, my mind was totally blown.

I'm looking that up right now.

This is so over sexualized, it just bummed me out big time.

When I was a kid I was so jealous of kids that could dance either the Mickey Mouse Club or Kids Inc. That jealous kid never left me.

It would only make me more bummed on this Friday afternoon to learn that he has daughters:(

She's giving me a Kate Moss vibe and in a total great way!

Maybe his farts sound like wind chimes.

I feel like America is like your family at Christmas. You walk into your old house with all these hopeful expectations that things will be lovely and pleasant because you yourself have grown into an adult who has made sound decisions. However, you will eventually be let down drinking whiskey in the corner looking…

I do think it is one of those things where she doesn't know what she wants. She is kind of like Mickey Mouse - a blank slate and her manager and father are like Walt Disney. She seems happy to perform still and seems to need a steady schedule like Vegas. Go Britney.

Can we all just agree we are watching Miley go through her girls gone wild college faze?