In my case I think it just means I don’t watch reality teevee (except for Pitbulls and Parolees - if only there’d been a picture of Mama Tia!)

Me, too! Scooch over so I can get in the handbasket.

Bowls and bowls of cream cheese frosting.

(We really need more Tinas to weigh in on this thread.)

I just. . . I just have a hard time believing that Jay-Z actually cares that much about Taylor Swift, and by extension, whether or not Kanye West and she are friends.

Alllll of this. Plus also it’s kinda shitty to essentially misgender the real Ray Castro and essentially erase his own life and identity. Weird and shitty and unnecessary.

Meanwhile, Tensing had been under suicide watch while behind bars and he’s reportedly “not doing well.”

Nope, screw “mouth feel,” aspartame tastes gross. Grody gross gross gross.

Side note: Pitbulls and Parolees is the only reality show I can watch. And by “watch,” I mean “site on the couch alternately grinning like a fool and sobbing my face off.”

True, but as long as you don’t cross state lines or do it on federal property, they mostly don’t care; it’s a low priority for them. Though I imagine that people of color are more at risk, because racist drug policies are racist.

They are great! But technically, it is a federal crime to transport it across state lines.

“large, tangerine-colored mound of pig dung barely passing as a human being.”

Louise just really gets me, you know?

Side note: I never picked up on the religious themes, either. I was about 15 or so when I went to a cousin’s church and the priest mentioned it in his sermon and I was SO ANGRY about it. I still feel kinda sad about knowing. Ignorance, bliss, etc.

Right? It’s insane troll logic, but like, even worse.

Snorkels! I loved them.