While I think Ken Hamm is the Prince of the Grifters, you should be commended for writing this article with only a bare minimum of condescending snark toward the chosen ones -- those who chose themsleves to get grifted.

“Um, you’re not supposed to do that.”

Hey we don’t eat Mayonnaise Balls, we ARE Mayonnaise Balls.

not to throw more trash on this fire, but word on the street is those eggos came in a stranger things swag bag he was given at a premiere.

Like a middle aged drunk auntie who rolls in on christmas eve several airplane cocktails in and comes downstairs after unpacking with no pants on and instantly brings a new vibe to the family christmas show. Totally been there.

A lesser person* might have said “fuck it” and gone in on a The Day the Clown Cried onslaught of questions.

GAVIN NEWSOM 2020! He has most of Bernie’s policies and a mug that can kill. hate to say it but DNC needs a JFK charisma moment after the 2016 shitstorm. I’m not going to be too idealistic and pure to say charm/looks might be what we will need to win over those shithead 53% of white women who voted trump. (PLUS he has…

I am intrigued by your strong opera opinions. Just let me get these glasses.

I miss the days when Lifetime was delightfully unaware and didn’t foist this meta “lol we know we’re crap” stuff on us. The real crap was so much better.

Remind me again why taxpayer dollars (Army Corps of Engineers etc.) are being spent to defend a corporate project?

“It’s the Greek burger! With a lamb patty and mint aioli! As seen on Food Network’s Dumps, Holes, and Shitholes!”

We call that Freedom Foam.

It’s an ugly building in my opinion, and Trump destroyed quite a few historic pieces of art in the construction process.

That was Woody Harrelson. It would have been a very different movie with Woody Allen in that part!

Apocalypse Now with Coppola. Cameron on The Abyss tortured both male and female leads. Kurosawa for Throne of Blood. Uwe Boll for Fitzcarraldo. No argument that it’s been historically, systemically easier to do it to women. But directors have been horrific assholes in all directions.

Then again, it’s pretty hard for you and your date to get any privacy in the back of an Uber Pool.

The first Jedi formed the Order after getting sicked of being friendzoned constantly.

“I wonder if she would ever consider adoption instead.”

I don’t know shit about sports, my super gross addendum was in regards to the syphilitic rutabagas ranking those gals.