omg. staying up way too late at sleepovers. MEMORIES.

New phone who dis?

Can’t we just take this franchise for a long drive to the country, open the back door and let it frolic blissfully in a field, while we floor it and leave it behind in a cloud of dust?

Oh my God. Oh my God. THE leotard is for sale? The Ur leotard? I need it. That thing was the most coveted garment of my whole childhood. More than any of those princess gowns, or Princess Di’s ring, or Miss Piggy’s sparkly swimsuit.

He didn’t violate the law because this whole thing is a fiction.

How can someone have cankles on a pair of boots that are at least 6" above the ankle? That makes no sense.

I really kind of liked it, until I saw the boots.

Those boots are heinous and give her cankles.

I’m not sure she thinks that women who aren’t models have rights?

Nicely played.

http://gawker.com/5948770/even-f…

Another high school mean girl, soon will be whining that people are being mean to her.

I would also like to call out Louise Linton on sounding like an obnoxious supporting character in the Superman universe, like an heiress who tries to date Clark Kent so he’ll report positively on her family company or something.

Tap the breaks on that chief. The idea is to catch the STDs, then have them battle in an arena. One disease to rule them all!

Do you have 1200 words of breathless prose about your life and love and memories of the past and how they all add up to... Cap’n Crunch and Milk? Interspersed with artfully arranged and shot pictures of the stages of making and food styling the cereal? With the actual recipe itself right. down. the. bottom. of. the.…

Elle’s hotness really is key. The only move combo that wouldn’t work for her is the Squat and Fart.

CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF ONE’S LABIA HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF SEX ONE HAS???

I HATE THE PHRASE BONE BROTH!! I HATE IT! JUST SAY BROTH!!

To be fair, Hillary is decidedly hawkish. The NYT did a very good piece on this recently. It is factual, although “She loves war” is a rather simplistic way of putting it.

Either that or they got catfished on Tinder.