Blac Chyna just loves Rob for his vast Arthur George sock empire!

OMG. All masturbatory, gun-loving posts irritate me, but these cutsie ones really get my goat.

These pups like the way you think.

Young white woman spray paints ugle shit all over bunch of national parks, gets light sentence and a little fine. Banned from parks. White privilege is fucking awesome!

I couldn’t say if it was still dial-up days or not, but I wouldn’t’ve been able to find decent info online. Instead, I probably read this book cover-to-cover three times:

How is she even alive, much less acting? Maybe she could be the Cryptkeeper in a rebooted Tales From the Crypt.

“A FEW DROPS”???!!!!!

I always thought the idea of girls *wanting* to get their periods was completely and utterly bizarre. Then again, I got my period in 3rd grade, so perhaps I’m biased?

The first time I got my period I was at a sleepover. That was an experience.

I didn’t. In general the characters in the book placed way more importance on periods than my friends and I did. It was just a thing that happened that was inconvenient and potentially embarassing. There was no “now I’m a woman” feeling for me.

No... I got my period when I was 11 and I was jealous of all the girls who didn’t have it yet. I read the book when I was 9 or 10 and definitely didn’t want it then.

I think, as a general rule, it depends on whether you are one of the first of your friend group to get it (embarrassing!) or one of the last of your friend group to get it (embarrassing!). I think either way it is something for girls to obsess and feel shame about (not in all cases, but certainly in mine), so anything…

Sorry dear, if she indeed “pleaded with him” not to go through with the shooting, that has nothing to do with cause and effect. That means she knew he was planning to do something and that it was something he shouldn’t do. So unless part of her learning disability involves sudden amnesia, I don’t buy it.

LOL, I thought it was dude from MTV News (not Kurt Loder, the other one)

There’s no sign on the building. It is supposed to be office / distribution facility. It seems they do photoshoots there as well.

I think this is my top-creepy Broad City moment.

I didn’t say it had to be forcible to be rape. I am saying that dishonesty doesn’t make for rape.

My first was a staggeringly gorgeous baby. This tiny little thing looked like a perfectly peach colored angel. My second looked like a cone headed purple lizard with creepy, long fingernails.

When my mom gave birth to my older sister she was not an attractive baby at first. When my grandma came to visit she mentioned the unfortunate looking baby she'd just passed in the hall. It was my sister.