What happens to a fart deferred....

I’m doing a Mountain Dew cleanse right now. I’ve pissed out 10 pounds* of toxins!

I HATE that this is a thing. Homemade soup is my jam- for nutrition and financial benefits- and I don’t want to hear any gibberish or gobbledeguck about its magical powers from new-agey fad dieters.

It’s only a close match because they shaved Khloe down.

As far as Khloe’s father I’m going with the hairdresser Kris was also sleeping with.

I will give Hillary every penny of my disposable income if she reurns fire by threatening to peg her Republican opponent.

Is there like, a huge Ricky Ricardo fetish among GOP that I’m not aware of?

Goddamn, that visual just hit all of my nerd chakras. I’m dying over here.

Would vote.

“Women make a terrible mistake because they usually are so desperate to nest, that they pick on schlubs and worthless pieces of trash that they pick up in a bar, and then turn around and give them the keys to their car, invite them to move in, give them a credit card, and they’re surprised one day when their car is…

Damn. JJ’s got my MO all figured out.

schlubs. schlubs aint gonna get no love from me...hanging out the side of ya best mans ride tryin to holla at me.

Solvency

Highly advanced detection/prevention will get so good that abortions become rare, not completely unnecessary.

I like the idea of more support and education for foster parents (and parents in general), but sometimes parents just need some time to get themselves together. Having horrible parents and being abused is not the only reason why children are removed from their homes. Some parents may suffer illness (physical or…

My boyfriend and I really hope to be in a position that we can be foster parents one day, to at least be one more good family in the mix.

demonizing anyone who uses social services like food stamps, telling the rest of the privileged masses that these people on assistance are the ones robbing them blind, and not the downright evil people in power.

Attorney here, working with families involved with child welfare. I represent parents and children, and all my clients are indigent. This is so incredibly spot-on. After six years of seeing addiction, domestic violence, neglect, all varieties of abuse, mental illness, and myriad other problems, it’s clear to me the…

How is an abortion like killing your 3-year-old or torturing someone? It’s actually weird to make that you’re pro-choice if you believe that.