Is that you Father Flanagan?

It’s a baby, not a choice!

You should never go full-Texas :-/

well you can’t make an omelette (consolidate political power) without breaking a few eggs (killing women either by disallowing medically necessary procedures or forcing them underground to seek unsafe elective procedures)

Nah, her dad is Alex Roldan. No doubt, check it out:

I bet they have a pickpocket monkey living in their crawspace. That seems the most logical explanation to me.

That is weird. I wonder if there is a portal at their house that leads to the world of lost phones.

Mediterranean and Middle Eastern cultures fetishize blood connections and filial piety in a way that northern/eastern Europeans find baffling. There’s a whole bunch of historical reasons for this, but it suffices to say that it is a maladaptive trait in terms of economic performance. (The recently deceased Douglass…

Khloe irritates me with her “around the way” girl from the hood shit. Like plz take off the Compton baseball hat and go have a seat in your mansion, rich girl.

I thought Blac Chyna was a dinnerware pattern.

Khloe has a talk show? o_O

Ooooh, I’m sure Kris would love it. Her nickname for the baby would be “ratings”.

Other parts of the bill include: if they can detect that a woman has had unpure thoughts about a man outside of marriage (as early as thinking the word “he”), they can cut off a hand. If they can detect she’s had unpure sexual thoughts about a man (including her husband) INSIDE a marriage, they can cut off two.

God I just love her so much. I want to give her a hug and tell her it’s all going to be okay.

Diane Keaton in Baby Boom is everything. Those coats! The cross-body bags! Love.

But then the article proceeds to talk about how he’s more successful than other rappers because he’s white...?

They dropped millihelen for this?

Is it bad that I’m like ‘KEEP THE SALT PLEASE’?

Oh god, what does a million calories taste like?