Bwahahaha

IKR?
Like the demo model in-store shows them having bible study in there or some shit?

The Bratz company would also love to make it clear that along with not doing Molly, the dolls have never “come alive in the middle of the night to murder and maim their captors” nor have they ever “hidden under a child’s bed and then crawled up to take any limbs poking out of the covers for the “doll devil”.

just tell them they misunderstood

And the “smoothie cups”

Bratz dolls are the streetwalkers and Pikachu is the pimp.

I would sue that miserable incompetent bitch until I got tired

I live in DC and work not too far from the Hill. Every year I see this invading infestation of assholes for this march. What upsets me most are the children I see - ones who are clearly to young to have made up their minds on an issue, who are being used as political props. And then on a much more practical level,…

(sorry for changing my comment I just want to be my best self ok)

“What I like killing the most is hope”

despite his whole hipster thing, i really believe he is Tom Haverford

I think it’s poor form for Jezebel to use Planned Parenthood’s own website comparing Sanders and Clinton as evidence in an article talking about the three parties, particularly when PP has already endorsed Clinton.

Me rn:

Right?

Penthouse was never the most popular gentlemen’s publication at the

It’s not tears that will be shed.

How does one pull oneself out of a serious physical illness by one’s bootstraps?

Kill Shkreli’s work of genius. Marry “Stars Are Blind,” because I secretly and shamefully rather like it. Fuck “Jam (Turn It Up),” because I’ve never heard of it before but think I could tolerate it for one night.