Yes! My dad worked as a line installer and would illegally run extra phone lines in people’s houses and give them old phones. It was a pain in the but to be in the basement and have to run up to the kitchen to answer.

One of my buddies in high school was a phone phreaker, along with other petty early cyber-anarchist sort of crimes. When we graduated I said, “Welp, I’ll see you on the national news.”

Illinois, late 1970s.

I remember poring over this add as a kid and imagining my glamorous life with each and every one of these phones. That high tech space phone on the lower left will be used by my personal assistant when I am a famous member of the cast of The Sonny and Cher Show! The olde timey ones throughout my mansion but Mickey in…

That made me lol. But in a weird way I find him attractive until I stare at his nose too long and realize that he has to grow his hair long to cover his ears. So he’s handsome until you look at him for too long. I feel bad that I said that about someone.

“I’m not the delinquent parent you’re looking for...”

I hope she turns out to be Rey Kenobi. To me, that would be a lot cooler than having another Skywalker running around.

I hope it wasn't Palmer's. It will make you a social outcast.

Omg. Like I would die. How is he not dead on the floor? It hurts just knowing that it happened.

He probably posted it from his own phone. I imagine his autocorrect expects him to use Philippians more frequently

Seinfeld was given three seasons to get it right, Happy Endings was on point in it’s first. Then you have shows like Rules of Engagment on for six seasons. Hollywood is a sick place I tell ya.

America’s chocolate game is WEAK. So weak.

Sentient coffee maker seems like step one in the appliance uprising. No, thank you.

And, now one has taken human form.

That was one of my favorite toys when I was little. There’s a home movie from the Christmas I got it and I kept saying “my noopy no cone machine!”. We still call it that in my family.

Will there be tips on how to dispose of the body after the revenge?

Noooo he just, you know, is really busy with work. So he really needs some space but it’s just a break. Plus because his parents are divorced he’s kind of nervous about commitment and he just freaked out a little. But remember when he called last week wasted to come over at 4 am? He wouldn’t have called if he didnt…

This remains the gold standard.

“For those who remain fortunately clueless, a “revenge body” is simply a body that’s been sculpted for the sake of revenge.”

Forget solitary. Just send them to a room with a tv that’s permanently stuck on CSPAN.