In this city (rhymes with screwston) people are complete assholes to cyclists. It may be because of my gender, but I’ve gotten harassed so much as opposed to other cities where biking is a more common way to travel.

I get out of the way of motor cyclists. Some of them, not all, are very reckless and don't realize how easily they can be killed (cutting off drivers, etc).

Hey, cute red headed athelete, I'll be happy to hold on to some for you. I totes won't use any bro, I swears.

Didn't she dismiss the rape allegations against her Husband years ago? ISN'T THAT A HUGE PROBLEM?

Oh fuck, Princess Kate may have to upgrade soon.

TIL!

No one ever wants to admit they are friends with a predator, its too much. Things like this keep happening because people don't want to believe acquaintance rape exists. I had a friend I found out was a predator whose wife warned me never to hang around him when I'd been drinking because he was dangerous. I was like…

I blocked his ability to see any of my posts. I'm trying to not provoke a crazy person by blocking them.

A little bit. No one would ever peg Violet Bickerstaff as a murderer, but we never did see Tori again, now did we?

They did the same shit to Jodi Arias and that lady who threw her daughter in a swamp. The whole legal system is predicated on picking idiot juries and then dressing up suspects as nerds from Saved By the Bell.

The other week a guy I had added to facebook two years ago and spoke to directly maybe twice since then (through facebook) accused me of constantly provoking him through fb posts (he has never been tagged or acknowledged), rejecting his “guidance and wisdom”, and that I was horribly stupid and would never be…

The 4 year old replicant of my brother expressed her love of Trump and now I don't know what to believe. She was right about Welches fruit snacks.

What about Andre?

Dating decent men doesn’t get you instagram followers. God, Karen, you are so stupid!

Secretary Of Partying Down

Oh man, when she was acquitted, I was just getting to work, and there were so many pissed off working mothers in the breakroom just absolutely pissed. Oh, man.

I always figured the death was her being neglectful (too much cough syrup, bump on the noggin), and then assuming she'd go to jail, she dumped her kids body in a shallow grave. Not maliciously, just being a general bad mom.

Jane Kaczmarek would work I suppose, even though I like the idea of a Jessica Fletcher-type solving sex crimes around town.

This seems to have been around for a while. When once dealing with a pregnancy scare, I had a whole bunch of "need help? Call Bethel House of Our Lord and Mother of Wayward Girls" ads pop up on my news feed.

I smell a detective tv show in the works, possibly involving Betty White, always trying to track down the same mysterious sex offender who showed her his penis long ago and solving mysteries along the way. Maybe Tony Shaloub in a rain coat.