“I can understand why, I’m a hot little blonde with a well-connected family from the Upper East Side of Manhattan. After hours of overanalyzing her hate for me, I’m pretty sure I resemble the girl who stole her high school boyfriend just before prom.” People don’t hate you because you are pretty, they hate you because…

I very recently lost an old friend I had a falling out with years ago. People like the writer of this diatribe need to fucking let it go. Time moves too fast and people die too quickly to care about petty bullshit. My biggest regret for my person that passed was not trying to make amends as adults for things that…

Shame on me for waiting to start a family, I guess.

I'd rather have a child on the spectrum than a child that is going to have to go through a lifetime of surgery due to spina bifida, etc. Why do people think autism is always the worst possible thing? I can understand certain KINDS of autism can leave you mentally disabled, but plenty of people I know fall into the…

Lawns are useless, and people spend literally thousands of dollars in some sysysphisian (yeah, spelling is wrong, probably) struggle to keep their patches of grass the right shade of green. They need to be outlawed.

And they never did tell us what happened to that damn kid either. Thanks, no thanks, madmen.

Everyone knows that Durmstrang was the wizard school covering up a sex abuse scandal.

I don't have a word for the type of neck where it goes up too far, but I've always associated it with chronic inbreeding and Owen Labrie has it bad.

Lawyers love to slap glasses and dark hair on a-holes and call it a day. Jodie Arias is a prime example. Clark Kent effect, yall.

Then she can go on and play small countries like chessboards. She is a war monger, trump aspires to be a war monger.

He probably goes to countries and molested children without voices or agency like other multi millionaire perverts.

26? She should be playing a vengeful mother on a lifetime movie at this point or a step mom trying to win the approval of her bratty teenage children.

If you aren’t able bodied, the world is a completely different place. Not everyone can just hop in a car and get food.

Also: May have been disabled so frequent food delivery may be something that is necessary.

Gender reveals are just excuses for pregnant couples to have extra parties where I have to buy more gifts. Where does it end with these people? (picture Kevin from the office at this point).

KNEW IT! I went to school with “heifers” and had to learn to fight to prevent getting killed myself. These kids are not just being kids. They are taught that boys are a finite resource and violence must be used to attain a dude to ensure they are the baddest bitch.

So did the girls stop once they realized the girl wasn't moving? Or did it just continue?

F that, I knew violent kids like this. She is probably running around bragging about it. I'm speaking as a former target for random beatings.

Louisana is a fat, corrupt slug of a state. Nothing good ever happens there.

Mike Tyson. I always get chills about this one. He was a product of a violent sport, corrupt management, and a violent and poverty stricken upbringing. What he did to Givens was horrific but is it possible to be too stupid and abused to know what you are doing? NOT DEFENDING HIS ACTIONS, NOT IN THE LEAST. Just stating…