Worst cashier moment: getting antibiotics for Chlamydia and the pharma tech being all "do they work? 90 dollars, wow." I just about shrank.

Did it taste good? From a person who hates food cooked in those plastic Reynolds wrap bags.

The owl being “forever is a long time and has a way of changing things
always gets me. Like, come on. He was a baby.

And buffoon is an 18th century term for a black pirate.

Because she loves each and every one of you so much and isn't stepping on peoples backs to support herself.

Whatever he says in regards to race isn't going to sound right At least he isn't using people of color as props like Clinton is. What she's doing is reminding me of Steven Colbert's old "my black friend" sketch.

Get out of here, uterus. You aint welcome!

Off topic: Fox and the Hound is a surprisingly dark and depressing movie to watch as an adult. Even my toddler niece was watching it with me, and was all, "this movie is too sad".

I was guilty of it too until I realized she actually had mental problems and wasn't just some Tila-esque moron trying to become a youtube star. I feel bad now.

I wonder how many people called in late to work today due to “Naked Truck Dancer”. Little tidbit also: 290 is seriously one of the worst freeways I have ever driven on, and one little fender bender is enough to shut the whole operation down. Since where the incident occurred is close to a hospital, I'm wondering if…

Just a heads up on what not to do when you miss a period after:

I read one book that explained how her obliviousness towards the struggles and mindset of people of color was a huge part of the prosecution losing the case.

(me skimming through the Jezzer headlines)

Lol, conservative baby boomers are always posting shit like this on facebook. Like "be happy with what you have, ingrates". Yeah, I bet you wouldn't be saying that if someone cut off your opiate supply, grand dad.

And even if you do all that, the older people in whatever firm you managed to sidle your way into will make it SUPER difficult for you to move up or even exist. Example: my first “real” job out of college was fraught with a lot of people 15-20 years older than me without degrees who were not happy I was in the…

I loved Fullhouse growing up, and even as an 8 year old, I was pissed they never got a real series finale. I was waiting so long for this show, and I'm pissed they didn't do a better job. I also forgot that DJ never had much personality, and putting her as the star of Fuller house (cause her last names Fuller. GET…

In my line of work I know all too well the sound of “light hostility” followed by the “uncomfortable” tinkling of laughter, from wealthy white women. That "light hostility" usually devolves into a complete psychotic break if said-wealthy white lady does not get what she wants immediately. The stereotype of the angry…

With her ties to the prison industrial complex, previous support for anti-LGBT+ legislation and overall record as a Hawk I don't see her as THAT liberal.

Dude. Her tatas stole the show. And why does it feel like all the chemistry these characters used to have is gone?

Lol, my thoughts when I watched Making a Murderer: Dude is effing creepy. Sure he's innocent, Netflix. Surrrreeee.