Best Ceviche I ever had was on a remote island in Panama that was inexplicably run by Canadians. I hate that more places in the US don't sell it.

They made their fortune off sheet metal. Trust me, from an industry stand point, these fucks got rich QUICK, especially with the construction boom in Texas. Did you see the 20/20 special? Their multi million dollar house was absolutely hideous.

I feel this way about anyone who brown bags on vacation. Why even travel if you are going to eat shitty ham samdwhiches out of a cooler? Even if I'm in the middle of nowhere yea I will try local fare.

Has the nickname Richie Bitch been used already?

4 Day old chimichanga that smells terrible but you might eat anyway Donald Trump

They all deserve it.

Ugh I wanted one sooo bad! They were too dangerous and I was too much of a husky pants wearer to ride in my cousins. Thanks for bringing back bad memories.

Yeah, not a fan of their clothes. Couldn't they do fashion but not make them look like little grown ups?

Pro: Those kids all have great looking skin. I’m jelly.

Desensitizing children to a Police state as early as possible.

Me: Niece, that’s a lie. Do you know what lying is and why its wrong.

That fact still grosses me out

Worst moments of having to dispose of a tampon pissing contest.

My suggestion to a friend upon the birth of her son was that the best advice you can give a man is to keep a trash can in his bathroom of his apartment/house (for the lady times, hint hint). A devoutly Baptist woman sitting near by was quick to comment, “I think I’d be more worried about my son having a single woman…

That man probably goes through hell when he actually tries to eat the perfectly plated food she sets out to take photos of every night.

I have it on good authority (a former secret service agent who shopped at the grocery store a close relative worked for), that Hillary once threw a telephone at Bill for back talking her. I'm sure its #totes #true.

I had this issue of Groupon.

Like "clean eating" helps to mask eating disorders (not all the time, not judging either), extreme couponing is just a way to normalize hoarding (totally judging, who the fuck needs that much ketchup?).

Why does Jezebel love Nicki so much? Didn’t she sing about cleaning her vagina and the house to keep her man happy? Why does she always get softballed? "Most people arn't informed, so, you know, whatevs". What am I missing?