My suggestion to a friend upon the birth of her son was that the best advice you can give a man is to keep a trash can in his bathroom of his apartment/house (for the lady times, hint hint). A devoutly Baptist woman sitting near by was quick to comment, “I think I’d be more worried about my son having a single woman…

That man probably goes through hell when he actually tries to eat the perfectly plated food she sets out to take photos of every night.

I have it on good authority (a former secret service agent who shopped at the grocery store a close relative worked for), that Hillary once threw a telephone at Bill for back talking her. I'm sure its #totes #true.

I had this issue of Groupon.

Like "clean eating" helps to mask eating disorders (not all the time, not judging either), extreme couponing is just a way to normalize hoarding (totally judging, who the fuck needs that much ketchup?).

Why does Jezebel love Nicki so much? Didn’t she sing about cleaning her vagina and the house to keep her man happy? Why does she always get softballed? "Most people arn't informed, so, you know, whatevs". What am I missing?

I'm almost thirty and I still get confused about not being able to watch movies at home when you wanted. "Sometimes they'd re-run movies in the theatre or on TV," my parents recant woefully. "And no microwaves either." The horror, the horror.

Life before the VCR continues to fascinate me

I’m guessing phones were like cable boxes and digital cable receivers? Like they belonged to the company and when you cancelled service they'd come and take them back? Am I right?

Phone companies were in collusion for a long time, and worked outside of the law as well. Early hacking involved "breaking" phone lines as long distance charges were insane. One man went to federal prison for this.

Did anyone catch BB-8's corporate coloring? Orange and white? I took my movie friend to Whataburger after the film to prove this point because I'm crazy.

Do you know where I can actually purchase? The kickstarter page is defunct.

The old "if they weren't so ugly, they'd be cute" syndrome.

MILD SPOILER: “For the love of God, put your helmet back on!” My brother after witnessing the atrocity that was Kylo Ren's face.

No, I got it from a little British shop, and they were too sweet and far to truffly for my friend. But we ate them anyway.

He isn’t here anymore? When did that happen? Is that why Kitchenette hasn’t been updated???

The fancy delectable English chocolate I bought for my best friend last Christmas are no longer sold in the US for legal reasons (asshole jealous American chocolate companies) and so I had to get her a cheap knock off this year. I hate everybody.

My brother used to enchant me with horrible lies when we were children, one being that milk was poison and my parents didn’t want to tell me. The best one, however, was when he spent an entire afternoon explaining how narnia was located beneath our house, even taking steps to show me the entrance that we could not…

IDK, I’m annoyed that my niece and nephews gift I ordered was stolen off the porch, and am fresh out of pity for people who take things that don't belong to them. I grew up poor, still struggle sometimes, and I've never thought of Christmas an opportune time to screw people over.

I think its a toy almost everybody had growing up, going back to when my dad was a kid. I got one for my niece, and have to out and buy better syrup for it lol.